DadHands

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DadHands,

I always heard about it and thought there was no way that would work bc I didn’t realize you were supposed to cut both ends

DadHands,
  • warm water bidets exist, but cold water isnt as bad as you think
  • no, thats a common misconception
  • you can pat dry with a couple squares of TP, or keep a towel handy since you’re clean now
  • you ever see all the nooks and crannies of a butthole? You’re going to hurt yourself before you’re actually clean if you’re just wiping with dry paper. You’re just smearing shit around your asshole and then going about your day with a shitty asshole acting like that’s not a problem that needs solving
DadHands,

Can’t on iOS though 😓

DadHands,

Bc every other smartwatch is miles behind apple tbh

DadHands,

The first two things I noticed were that the quality of content tanked (which was already the lowest I’d ever seen before that), and unvetted racism shot up. I still access Reddit on occasion for some small communities, but I use Dystopia so I don’t provide ad revenue and I just don’t interact anymore. It’s like the active/reasonable adults left and it’s mostly kids and bots left posting and commenting.

DadHands,

You don’t have a finger dedicated to each button on the d-pad tbf. It’s still considerably slower, but I would prefer a controller for most 2D games in general.

DadHands,

I can’t decide what’s worse, this or the fact that my wife prefers flat drinks.

DadHands,

This is so much worse than I expected

DadHands,

It’s insane that this is a ‘proposed new law’ in 2023. That shit should have been illegal the moment it was possible.

DadHands,

Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn't feel like a challenge to me

DadHands, (edited )

It from childhood until about 22, so I can't really point to something in particular

DadHands,

If I waited until I was totally done to flush I'd have to carry a personal plunger around

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