CapraObscura

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CapraObscura,

More okay than your dumb ass. Shut the fuck up and fucking fuck the fucking fuckers, fucker.

Fuckbaaaaaalls.

CapraObscura,

It’s fucking possible this shit fucking software fucking fucks in the fuckhole.

CapraObscura,

Fuck your fucking dick in the fucking dickhole, fucker.

CapraObscura,

Fucking A fucking right I’m fucking not.

Fuckdongers.

Why does “come here” bother me so much?

Ok, I have no idea why this bothers me and I don’t even know what to call it. My husband is a “come here” guy. Something he thinks is interesting and wants to show me - hey, come here! Nuclear apocalypse - hey, come here! Why the hell wont he just tell me why he wants me to get up, trudge to wherever he is, so that he can...

CapraObscura,

Because when someone says “COME HERE” they’re making the statement that whatever you’re doing is pointless shit that can be dropped immediately.

I didn’t tolerate that with my parents, and I sure as shit wouldn’t tolerate it with a spouse. If you can’t be bothered to give me a reason to go there, don’t fucking tell me to go there.

“Hey, check this shit out!” - Fine. Implies it’s on my own time. “Could you come in here?” - Fine. A request can be denied. “Come here.” - I’m not your fucking dog.

CapraObscura,

This is what you get for having an utterly stupid return policy. Complete assholes come in, asshole the place up, and get their balls slurped by management because ‘DER COOSTERMUR IS ALWAYS ROIT!!!’

Happy to see these idiots (HD management) get fucked over like this. They all deserve it. Management in these stores is uniformly soulless corporate robots or people so beaten down by mediocrity that they can’t be bothered to leave for a company that won’t treat them like shit.

61 stores. This is not one dude being a dick. This is systemic failure on HD’s part. Fuck 'em.

Also fuck that guy because there’s no doubt he was a prick to everyone he encountered.

CapraObscura,

He was charged was wire fraud. That’s basically the Secret Service’s THING.

Don’t do wire fraud. Anything else is pretty fine. The moment the fraud goes over wires, you’re ultrafucked.

CapraObscura,

It’s funny how Linux is only Linux if it benefits Linux nerds but the moment someone points out that Android, Chrome, Steam Deck, anything with telemetry and Linux has telemetry all of a sudden it’s not “really Linux” anymore.

It really is Schrodinger’s OS.

CapraObscura,

My nephew’s school has been using the same Chromebooks for at least the four years he’s been there.

How long do you expect them to last?

CapraObscura,

When was the last time you read any source code for any software you use on a daily basis?

Do you read and understand the source code for every piece of software you use?

No?

Then STFU.

CapraObscura,

I see no response. I assume I am correct. Feel free to stop talking.

CapraObscura,

I have a writeup on my terrible 1998-ass website. Complete with no ads or monetization, just like 1998 intended.

capraobscura.com/infra.html

Long story short: You can rip the infrared filter out of most any digital camera, then use various filters to alter the wavelengths that actually hit the camera’s sensor.

CapraObscura,

It doesn’t.

If you’re taking a pure “infrared” image it will look like night vision goggles. Since infrared doesn’t have a color that we can see, it just ends up as brightness value data going into the camera’s sensor. It’s just black and white since the sensor only has a brightness value to reproduce.

For this image I used a filter that allows the infrared through, making things like foliage brighter and giving it sort of an orange hue, while kicking out other wavelengths. I then use basic color adjustments to make the orange-ish foliage that the camera produces look super bright red. You can alter it to pretty much any color you like. All infrared pictures are ultimately false color, so it’s up to you what you want it to look like.

CapraObscura,

All spot on!

I will mention as an add-on that it’s entirely possible to take IR photos using a standard camera and an IR filter such as a Hoya R72. The downside to this is that normal cameras don’t take in much IR due to filtering so you have to do a long exposure. The image ends up mostly red (since the filter itself is very dark red in visible light) so you then just turn it monochrome. Skies become dark, foliage becomes bright.

It’s all super cool and the best part is nobody can tell you you’re wrong. You just make it look the way you want it to be.

CapraObscura,

My thoughts exactly. But way more mundane. The Scarlet Suburban Boredom.

CapraObscura,

What do you think mobile games run on?

CapraObscura,

Yeah! That thing almost nobody touches because it’s literally just there to run a proprietary storefront and act as a translation layer for games is totally going to win the desktop!

Just next year!

For the last twenty-five years or so.

CapraObscura,

You mean like those AAA titles the fucking Switch can’t run?

That’s literally the only thing close to competition that the Deck has, and it skullfucks it in terms of horsepower.

CapraObscura,

It’s always hilarious when kids with no knowledge talk about Valve’s hardware. Like… none of it has ever been developed to make money. Steam makes so goddamn much money they’re literally just pissing around with R&D because it’s fun.

CapraObscura,

It wasn’t a meme yet? So like… 30+ years ago?

CapraObscura,

Kick them from Windows? You mean “piss off literally every game developer, publisher, and player to the point of antitrust lawsuits from multiple entities.”

But go on being literally insane with conspiracy horseshit.

CapraObscura,

So like 30+ years ago.

CapraObscura,

What the fuck does any of that have to do with running AAA games?

The Deck is not competing with consoles, genius. Unless you’re so stuck in early 2000’s fashion that you pants are so ginormously huge that you can fit a PS5 and TV in them.

Stay on topic or piss off.

CapraObscura,

partner.steamgames.com/doc/gettingstarted/mobiletopgameslists.com/mobile-games-on-steam/www.androidpolice.com/android-games-on-pc/

I could keep doing this. There are hundreds, if not thousands, of games on Steam that started on mobile.

Not that this matters because the entire fucking point is that NO, Macs aren’t “unable to run games because ARM” when almost all mobile games run on ARM and they get ported to non-ARM processors ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

Are Linux users just unable to think beyond what’s literally in front of them?

CapraObscura,

…are… you… fucking trolling?

Do you not know what a port is? Are you not aware that numerous modern game engines don’t even need to be ported, they just run on multiple platforms?

Macs being ARM based has FUCKING NOTHING TO DO with there being few games for the platform.

Apple has never courted game developers. They have never been about absolute gaming power. They’re about developers, media production, and general use audiences. They do not build gaming computers. Any gaming capability is ancillary to their actual business model.

If a developer doesn’t see a potential ROI on porting a game to Apple silicon, they won’t. It’s that simple.

CapraObscura,

Oh just fuck off.

CapraObscura,

remember what made Ford what it is today.

American can-do spirit, worker’s rights, and throbbing fuckloads of antisemitism.

CapraObscura,

“Fun” story: Upgrading Debian once hosed my system so hard I needed to install a separate OS on another drive so I could copy over my data. An IT pro probably could have figured it out, but for whatever reason the upgrade decided that it really needed to take my hard drive and move it from /dev/sd1 to, I shit you not, /etc/home. No, I do not know why. No, I could not just move it back to /dev/sd1 because it tried to copy the entirety of itself into itself rather than just change a file location. I got to the Debian forum for help and just get the standard abusive incel fuckery in response.

I think that’s when I moved to SUSE for the first time. Way less shitty community.

CapraObscura,

Standard Linux incel user blaming.

CapraObscura,

Stabbing yourself in the dick with a knitting needle.

CapraObscura,

What the other person is saying about “discoverability” is not entirely accurate. The Mac mouse has traditionally had one button, going way back. No, I mean waaaaay back. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_pointing_devices Cost was a massive factor given the tech of the time and the fact that they were shooting for the home market using hardware that wasn’t readily available off the shelf.

Macs have COMMAND, OPTION, and CONTROL keys. CONTROL+click is the equivalent of a right mouse click, but it may not be implemented by developers as standard in games and I’m not sure if the MacOS system hooks CONTROL+click to the same output as an actual right mouse click.

Modern Mac mice have what’s basically a touchpad instead of buttons, which is awesome since it gives you things like a scroll wheel and a right button. But it’s absolute RSI-buggering trash for the most part.

CapraObscura,

Many MANY other reasons, but the charging point location isn’t one of them and I’ll die on this “just plug it the frick in before you go to bed like once a week or so” hill. 🤣

CapraObscura,

gamingonlinux.com/…/nearly-40-of-linux-gamers-on-…

So what was that you were saying about nobody know what percent is actually the Steam Deck?

Or maybe this one: www.phoronix.com/news/Steam-June-2023-Statistics

Or any of the other sources that break down Steam numbers by distro?

Oh but of course Valve is lying because they totally don’t have literally thousands of developers (many of whom are multi-billion dollar corporations) relying on these numbers for sales projections or anything…

Come on. Use brain.

CapraObscura,

The point is that the Steam Deck is as “Linux” as ChromeOS or Android are.

In other words, Linux means absolutely nothing to the end user on these systems because they’re so clamped down as to be useless beyond the provided playground. The Steam Deck is a bit different but even then what percentage of users actually use Linux directly rather than the provided Deck interface?

CapraObscura,

For anyone that doesn’t see my post lower down: www.phoronix.com/news/Steam-June-2023-Statistics

Steam breaks down OS user numbers by distro. This information is out there.

Valve is not about to start lying about numbers and it’s utterly baffling that anyone would think they would. They rely 100% on the trust of publishers and developers. If they lied about their numbers, which these companies use to generate sales projections and make seriously massive financial decisions off of, they would be immediately dumped by everyone and subject to massive antritrust lawsuits.

Valve has done little to upset the games industry, because they understand their position is actually quite precarious.

CapraObscura,

No, they’re not. Not anymore than someone using Android is “using Linux” or you’re “using OS/2” when you find an ancient ATM. This is just more goalpost moving by Linux apologists to make themselves feel better about the “year of the Linux desktop” still being at least 6-8 months away.

CapraObscura,

Totally agreed. I’m just seeing far too many people here and elsewhere hailing this as some kind of massive win “FOR LINUX” when in reality it’s a massive win for “THE STEAM DECK.”

CapraObscura,

I don’t use the mouse itself (it’s hell for my RSI) but do use the keyboard and trackpad. I just have a Lightning cable hooked up to the computer and maybe once a week I’ll plug it into one or the other before I go to bed.

It’s really no different from a phone, smart watch, laptop, tablet, MPC Live, SMG with LiPO, Tesla Roadster, or anything else with batteries that die really quickly. Is the location of the port a dumb wank exercise in “design” over function? Yes, but the whole thing is and that’s the least of its problems. lol

CapraObscura,

Well buddy, you’re in luck because today you get to stop griping about something that’s been part of SI units for the entirety of SI units.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimetre

CapraObscura,

Oh yeah, totally makes more sense to say “it’s 3/64ths of an inch” than “it’s 2 millimeters.” Completely reasonable.

So reasonable, in fact, that in most manufacturing that still uses imperial measurements they long ago abandoned fractions and moved to decimal inches.

Which leads to unholy abominations such as the wood shop sending over “cut off 3/64ths” and the metal shop cutting off 0.046875".

CapraObscura,

And even then British gallons are different from American gallons so the efficiency numbers look really frickin’ weird.

CapraObscura,

Hell, I’m not an engineer and that’s something I was taught in school. In Texas. In the 80’s.

Man, this place has devolved so horrendously…

CapraObscura,

Drugs, guns, baking, construction, manufacturing… actually, the better way to put it would be “literally fucking everywhere but the road signs and speedometers.”

CapraObscura,

And I’ll give it to her all. minute. long.

CapraObscura,

This is one of the dumbest fucking trolls I’ve ever seen.

Congratulations? I guess?

CapraObscura,

Except it doesn’t if you actually pay attention to reliability data that consistently puts them in the top ten of all manufacturers, sometimes higher depending on model.

Not the best, but not the level of trash you’re talking about here.

CapraObscura,

You’ll find people that swear Lexus is shit.

Just buy the fucking car and maintain it properly. You will likely never have an issue.

CapraObscura,

If you can’t afford a Lexus you buy a Toyota. Which is also expensive to repair. Because everything is, because cars are expensive.

My point was the Lexus has, for a long time, been the most reliable brand out there. And they’re still shit sometimes.

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