Crul,
Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Thank you so much for finding the source

spudwart,

Nah, you don’t understand.

Your cat kills a dragon and drops it at your doorstep.

The treat isn’t a request.

It’s a demand. And the dragon is a warning.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Spoken like a true cat servant

Edit: As a former cat servant I have to agree

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

The cat is in on it with the dragon, it’s a Trojan feint scenario to sneak the big guy in past the high walls and archers.

Vagabondshad,

Clearly the “cat” is an Elder Silver Wyrm in disguise

pancakes,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Only a cat would hunt and kill a several thousand pound fire-breathing dragon, drop it on the front step, and expect a treat.

Thisfox,

To be fair, deserves a treat. Dragons are more a pest than even rats.

casmael,

Plot twist: in this setting, dragons are rodent. I’d be down for that tbh.

HipsterTenZero,
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

we call those kobolds

casmael,

Canonically, kobolds are actually naturally occurring minerals

Jonny,
@Jonny@kbin.social avatar

If the internet has taught me anything, it is that the cat thinks the knight is shit at killing dragons.

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