You absolute fool

DroneRights, 6 months ago

Gallowboob ass power reposter

TheEEEdiot, 6 months ago

Help me out here. See username.

aBundleOfFerrets, 6 months ago

Vampire is unholy and Paladin is soldier of a higher being so getting blessed by him made him belt and obviously blew their cover

entropicdrift, 6 months ago

Paladins can make holy water by blessing it. They inadvertently made the vampire’s snot into holy water, blowing the party’s cover.

austinfloyd, 6 months ago

In 5e, the more problematic part of a paladin making holy water here is the use of 25gp worth of powdered silver in the liquid (which doesn’t actually hurt them more in 5e, just in classical folklore)

entropicdrift, 6 months ago

True, though nobody specified the edition or even that it’s D&D specifically besides the use of “DM”