Another film school refugee! My brother/sister/other in arms!
It truly was like being on another planet. Not only did I obtain a functionally worthless degree (I'm grateful for the media literacy I learned, but holy crap), but I also got to spend three years feeling like a stranger in a strange land, because almost any time something popular came out in the theaters my peers immediately labeled it Absolute Garbage and moved on.
Yeah? Well screw you, Mike! I liked The Matrix! I saw it in theaters twice!