markwyner, This literally made me laugh out loud. I wish I knew who made it.
Update: thanks to @alexskunz we have an illustrator credit. Nick Hardcastle from this awesome article:
https://www.mrporter.com/en-us/journal/lifestyle/how-to-escape-from-a-moving-car-707094
#Jokes #Humor #Funny #SometimesThingsThatMakeUsLaughAlsoMakeUsCry