But I've had them over a decade and they STILL WORK THOUGH is the thing, they're Good Enough™
"Dan if you've had them that long and they're still kicking then they can't be that bad now can they" oh my friend I promise you they are
You ever had a tool where you actually wish it'd break irreparably so you'd have the excuse to buy a better one, but the crappy one stubbornly refuses to break, it just keeps on chugging, committed to mediocrity forever, it's the only thing worse than a tool that breaks the second time you use it