foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

ahhhhhrhgghghr. I finally got around to digging into a Switch game for the first time, because someone wanted me to hack one, and the first thing I see is a filename:
img/unity_logo.png

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

of course it's unity. everything's fucking unity

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

YOU SHIPPED XBOXONE FILES ON THE SWITCH? SHAME! SHAME FOR PUBLISHER FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

WHY DO ALL THE (MALE) 3D MODELS IN WHEEL OF FORTUNE HAVE NIPPLES

WHO IS WHEELIN' TOPLESS?

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

so looking at the full file paths, I think the reason is that there's a full "naked" texture map, and it's used for all the visible skin parts of the model. So even though there's no mesh associated with the topless man, it still uses the texture of a possibly topless man

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

presumably the developer reused these avatars between games. And some other game might need a topless guy

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

why is this anime girl in here, named "Jeff.png"?

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

so @BestGirlGrace figured out this is Kirino Kosaka, from the incest-themed light novel/manga/anime Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai, aka My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute.

huh.

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

so I opened up the localization file:
"Wild Cards can be played any time and change the active color of play"
"If you have a lot of cards in one color, try to play as many of these cards before the color gets changed"
"Don't forget to call UNO when you play your second-to-last card!"

THESE ARE HINTS FOR UNO.
THIS GAME IS NOT UNO

barubary,
@barubary@infosec.exchange avatar

@foone IF U NO, U NO

AT1ST,
@AT1ST@mstdn.ca avatar

@foone "You thought this was Wheel of Fortune, but now you have UNO!"

AT1ST,
@AT1ST@mstdn.ca avatar

@foone (Course, this now begs the question as to why they would need topless male models in UNO.)*

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

Just one of these days I want to take apart a game and find exactly what I expect.
No weird custom programming language runtimes, no leftover bits of other games, no random images from incest animes.

That'd be a nice change of pace

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