mekkaokereke,
@mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io avatar

🤔If Trump jumps bail, who would the bail bondsman send to go get him?

Please don't say Dog the Bounty Hunter. It would probably be him though. But if not him, then who?

Who is the Bass Reeves of today?

I mean, technically, wouldn't Trump still have a Secret Service detail? How would that work? Would there be a standoff between the US Marshals and the US Secret Service?

So many questions!

queenofnewyork,
@queenofnewyork@newsie.social avatar

@mekkaokereke I mean, if he flees the country, I assume he won't be taking his detail with him, since he wouldn't be able to trust that one of them wouldn't rat him out. Would they work hard to try and reacquire him to protect him? I don't know!

But also why do we live in the dumbest timeline??

But also, who is the poor bondsman who is going to be out $200k?

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