lydiaconwell, 
#Scifi: We've got this great time machine technology.
Me: Great! Let me have a go!
Scifi: Sure, just take your clothes off.
Me: I have to take my clothes off?
Scifi: It only works if you're naked.
Me: OK ... Let me try the interstellar flight instead.
Scifi: Sure. I'll get the hibernation unit ready. In the meantime, just whip your clothes off.
Me: I see. How about I upload my mind the to central computer?
Scifi: Great idea! We need to operate. All you need to do is ...
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