MajorHavoc, 11 months ago

These are fun. For any other CEOs reading along, here’s your new policy/advertisement:

• Furniture Row could convert every employee workstation to standing only.
• Starbucks could require every staff member to go caffeine free.
• Underarmor could set a black tie dress code for all employees.
• Master lock could shut down their staff gym citing uncontrolled theft from lockers.
• Grayhound could ban employees from traveling together to events.
• General Mills could establish a rewards program for employees who participate in a daily morning fast until lunchtime.
• Atlassian and Salseforce could shift their internal help desks to in-person only with 100% paper records.
• Peterbilt could start an incentive program that reimburses staff for buying local.