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Potatos_are_not_friends ,

: “Dear all mimosa lovers, Please drink responsibly and know your limits. A $50 cleaning fees will automatically include in your tap when you throw up in our public areas. Thank you so much for understanding.”

I usually complain about the rise of prices. But $50 to vomit on a table and force another human being to clean your nasty ass biohazard is so stupidly low.

intensely_human ,

Is that what’s going on? I assumed they were puking in toilets.

olympicyes ,

Wasn’t there an article recently about how fines are fees?

UnhingedFridge ,
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Yeah, and I’m sure the person forced to clean it won’t get any extra pay from that fine. Essential, yet treated like fucking garbage.

wahming ,

Pretty sure they’ll be happy enough with less vomit

railsdev ,

Are we not going to talk about the atrocious grammar on that sign?

scott ,
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“tap”? Tab, surely.

railsdev ,

I didn’t even notice that!

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

No, they meant “spaces” (programmer joke).

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