bstix, 9 months ago

Assuming I could figure out how to turn that thing on, I would definitely:

• Take off
• Go to maximum velocity
• Burn out all the fuel
• Acknowledge that I have no idea of where or how to land
• Look for the button to the ejection seat
• Glide down towards the equator
• Eyeball the necessary altitude
• Push the button
• Pull the parachute cord
• Flip both the birds
• Land on a beach
• Walk up to the bar
• Ask for a beer
• Run from the bill