Maui truthers are so dumb they’re using a Falcon 9 photo as wildfire evidence

DarkThoughts, 11 months ago

I legit thought you editorialized the headline.

Unaware7013, 11 months ago

How long before Nazi Barbie is back in the news with her Jewish Space Laser accusations?

Madison_rogue, 11 months ago

I'll give it three mooches, tops.

Khalic, 11 months ago

I laughed so hard at that... I hate this timeline but it sure is funny sometimes

Madison_rogue, 11 months ago

At least it seems you read the article. Some people comment without reading, and it's quite evident.

14th_cylon, 11 months ago

okey, that headline is dumb as fuck as well. i think there is enough evidence for the wildfire even without the falcon 9 photo 🤣

Madison_rogue, 11 months ago

So where's the evidence for such a grand claim? According to the Maui truthers, it can be found in the aforementioned Falcon 9 launch photo from May 2018. The lovely Falcon 9 streak photo has been used on Facebook, Reddit, Truth Social, and certainly other dens of conspiracy theories to purportedly show a directed energy weapon in action, blasting a target on the surface of Earth.

They're not denying the wildfires happened, they're going "space laser" cuckoo for Coca Puffs.

Zellith, 11 months ago

It was those same lasers that brought down the twin towers in 2001!

falsem, 11 months ago

Jewish space lasers can't melt steel beams!

DarkThoughts, 11 months ago

There's actually a photo of the US space laser in action, shot by a Russian spy satellite!

WheeGeetheCat, 11 months ago

they’re blaming the wildfire on space lasers because these people can’t possibly admit that climate change is going to ravage our towns

ripcord, 11 months ago

Ah, so you didn't bother reading the article.

14th_cylon, 11 months ago

try again. you can do it.