[Two people stand in front of a computer. One, the designer, has blue hair with a full beard and moustache, with sideburns, and a large nose. The other, the engineer, has brown hair and wears a hoodie. The engineer is typing at the computer, with a window up on the screen, while the designer stands with their arms limp by their sides.]
Engineer: No problem, we can fix this on the terminal
Panel 2
[The designer has their hand up to their beard, with wide eyes and a mouth rounded by amazement. The designer has a slightly confused expression, eyebrows frowning a little.]
Designer: Whoa, you’re a hacker!
Engineer: No, it’s just the terminal.
Panel 3
[The designer has their hands in the air, their mouth wide open, their eyebrows arced and both eyes looking in opposite directions in a look of bafflement. The engineer is rolling their eyes.]
Designer: Where are all the buttons, icons, and dropdown menus?
Panel 4
[Now with both hands to their beard, the designer has returned to their look of amazement, but with a hint of fear in their eyes, their pupils contracted to tiny white dots. The engineer looks relatively unphased.]
Designer: Is this… the matrix?
Engineer: Yes.
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