The pain. The shame.

Ddhuud, 10 months ago

Last in Mariart

tox_solid, 10 months ago

There’s always the blue shell.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 10 months ago

Why do you think I'm in last place?

Norgur, 10 months ago

Most unhinged game-mechanic I've seen in a while. I mean, it's the "let the 3yo win against his dad sometimes"-card, so it's existence is justified, but still....

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 10 months ago

Imagine if you could find something on the road that let you eliminate some billionaire's wealth at a whim

Norgur, 10 months ago

Oh, you can. It's called "The suitcase of the billionaire's tax lawyer" and is an incredibly rare drop.

snugglebutt, 10 months ago

Been farming for it for 26 years, don’t think the wikia droptables are very accurate.

skullgiver, 10 months ago

It’s actually genius because the race can stay tense. Everyone can win once in a while, and even your five second advance doesn’t guarantee a win. This changes the game from a game of skill to a party game where everyone can have fun.