Anon retreats from the male nipple

>be me
>chad body, assburgers mindset
>don’t be blond twink who squats in the smith machine
>don’t want to stare
>he has thot levels of thick glutes
>tiny wasp waist and slim hips
>some modest muscle development in arms and chest
>nothing compared to his massive glutes
>weird and obscene body type that puzzles me

>still be me
>happen to come into locker room right after twink comes out of showers with a towel wrapped around his hips
>don’t be old beergut retiree boomer who spends seven hours a day in the sauna and in the locker room, every single day
>beergut guy is walking around bare naked like usual
>see things happening as if in slow motion
>gym twink is trying to get his clothes from his locker while his towel slowly slides down
>huge glutes are in danger of exposure
>old beergut guy approaches reaching for the twink
>not sure what he’s trying to do but I don’t like it
>jump up in between them and yell
>”Touch him and I’ll tear you limb from limb."
>Didn’t know my voice goes that low
>old beergut skedaddles back into the sauna
>turn around, look down at gym twink
>he stutters, th-thanks
>say ”Cover your nipples”
>turn around and head to the showers, still in shorts and socks
>stay in there thirty minutes
>he’s gone when I come out
How do I save this. /fit/?

Tartas1995,

Imagine being into something but being too proud of being XYZ to do it.

Pregnenolone,

This is quite old so I like to think they are happily married right now

EmoDuck,

The twink and the beer guy that is. They have a lovely timeshare near Aspen

FunkyMonk,

Plot twist, they are married and just trying to keep the weird chad from staring at hubbys ass by keeping it covered.

mapleseedfall,

Shouldve dragged him to the shower

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