Frederick the Great LITERALLY said "my hemorrhoids affectionately greet your cock". "Nah. He 100% straight."
uriel238, 
I miss r/SapphoAndHerFriend
ivanafterall, 
Did you ever stop to think that maybe he meant a lady's cock?
kandoh, Wouldn’t that hurt?
Varyk, “which strongly suggests that he was sexually involved with other men”
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/b0574fb2-b433-4f41-a1bf-caf9ccc290dd.png
Jaderick, Bro was kinky, but like nasty kinky
Varyk, Haha, yeah, you really have to know what you want to make hemorrhoids the subject of your booty call.
Dkarma, Til Virgil appears the equivalent of “Dick” in Victorian times?
Varyk, Verge is a good euphemism, good catch
EatYouWell, Also historians: This artifact was likely used for fertility rituals.
Everyone else: Dude, that’s a dildo.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
The Venus of Willendorf is very clearly early pornography.
Which would explain why they find statues like that everywhere
EatYouWell, It reminds me of the nerve ending homunculus
dustyData, The XIX century medicalization of dildos will always be the funniest episode of psychiatry to me. A professor of mine used an old photograph of a dildo captioned as “instrument for the treatment of histeria in females” as the cover for our psychopathology class notes. As a reminder to never go too high up into our own arses when dealing with mental health.
Duamerthrax, I don’t think the 5 foot long dildo getting paraded down the town street every year was actually being used.
surewhynotlem, Amateur
Duamerthrax,
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