teflocarbon, 1 year ago

I was exited for it and then I saw Ubisoft. sigh…

So now I can summarise the game for you

• Please climb this tower to expand the map
• Here are fifty three billion icons on the map
• Please fetch me all the antique butt plugs across the map
• Please find the 1084 shrines and light a single candle in each of them and I will reward with you new pants