"You are unlikely to actually be a cokehead party boy checking facts for the New Yorker & getting divorced from a beautiful model but then again if not, why not if it gets you a publishing deal"
Anyhoo
As a writer, I think 2nd person is even more distancing than 3rd person present tense (novelizing our screenplay, are we?) but as a self publisher I see no evidence readers GAF or even notice this stuff