Race: Midwestern American proficient in long range attacks, +2 drive and explosive checks
Class: Insurance Salesman +2 persuasion, +1 computer use
Skills:
"Howzit goin dere?"
Once per day make a greeting. All within earshot must make a DC17 wisdom saving throw or be dragged into a banal conversation about the weather.
"You betcha!"
Advantage on all charisma checks
"Let me squeeze right past ya"
An swift wind starts to blow and protects you. Until the start of your next turn, you have a +3 bonus to AC and +5 to all Dexterity checks