Are you a wizard? Are to trying to summon and bind me?
“How was your day?”
Dude, that was so long ago, how could it be important now? It’s already over.
“What do you want for dinner?”
While for a while I just always said “fajitas”, this one is a thorny one. I am psychologically incapable of separating the question “what do you want to eat?” from “what do you want to cook?” and thus my reply will either be rooted in anxiety or exhaustion.
Why doesn’t anyone ever ask the interesting questions, like “What’s your opinion of the designated hitter rule?” or “Which has done more harm to human ethical progress, dualism or tribalism?”