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FreeBooteR69, in If you could place any object on the surface of Mars, purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be?
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I'd put an exact replica of the NASA HQ on Mars.

Mirror_I_rorrIMG,

Haha, I was going to say an exact replica of the Curiosity rover.

MrTrono, in If you could place any object on the surface of Mars, purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be?

A dinosaur skeleton

desqrypt,
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Human skeleton would work, too.

mem_somerville_kbin, in If you could place any object on the surface of Mars, purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be?
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Maybe a Roman coin hoard?

cyberian_khatru, in If you could place any object on the surface of Mars, purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be?
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I would draw the iconic S on the ground.

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Saturdaycat,
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Sometimes people just come up with brilliance, this is that moment

Kaizo107,
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Man, I was gonna saw draw Dickbutt but this is better

ansik, (edited ) in If you could place any object on the surface of Mars, purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be?
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Not a single act, but a series of actions. The rovers power down during Martian nights, right? So, during these periods, you could rearrange the rocks nearby. At first, NASA might not even pick up on the changes, but eventually, someone's bound to notice.

Imagine the buzz it would create! The scientists studying the photographs sent back by the rovers would be left scratching their heads. They'd probably first suspect some unknown natural phenomena, or even the rovers themselves, until the changes became too orchestrated to explain away. It would be a cosmic puzzle, a Martian mystery that would have them combing through data for answers.

No extraordinary or unnatural objects, just ordinary Martian rocks moved around. Instead of presenting them with an object that screams 'alien intervention,' you'd be nudging them into a mystery, all with the Martian surface's naturally occurring elements.

YolkBrushWork402,
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That would definitely fuck with NASA, i can already see Youtube Videos being made about this and their being theories and stuff. This would also be very interesting, how would the Governments react to this? How will UFO Conspiracy Theorists respond to this?

Varwin,

Continue to escalate the situation until it reaches a fever pitch, then stop cold for a week

edm00se,
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The rocks change in a pattern, I swear it's a single character substitution cipher! Wait a minute... "drink more Ovaltine" what the crap?

0xtero, in If you could place any object on the surface of Mars, purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be?
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Elon Musk

Griffith,

We could only be so lucky.

palordrolap,

I was thinking a slab of granite with "ELON MUSK; 28-JUN-1971 - 31-MAR-2022" carved into it.

Merlu, in If you could place any object on the surface of Mars, purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be?

A private property sign.

peepquinox,

Stranger, yer a-trespassin’ on my dirt farm.

nerdria, in If you could place any object on the surface of Mars, purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be?

Mars bar

ShartyWaffles, in If you could place any object on the surface of Mars, purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be?
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Dildo

Clairvoidance, in If you could place any object on the surface of Mars, purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be?
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recently_coco, in If you could place any object on the surface of Mars, purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be?
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The Ozymandius Statue, with the exact quote from the poem.

YolkBrushWork402,
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What was the quote?

Joe,

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

YolkBrushWork402,
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Thank you

noughtnaut, in What piece of kit or setup represents the pinnacle of your hobby/profession?
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Might well be this one:
Repurposing an Accom Axial Control Panel
as it combines my previous career in TV, my lifelong interest in programming, my nostalgic tendencies, and my sheer love of buttons galore!
(Work in progress, full write-up is here.)

CaptainMinnette,

That's wonderful! I have a 1994 AIO machine I just acquired as I moved; I need to set up a workstation and get to fixing it. You should join the retro computers community on the FMHY instance.

rishabh, in What piece of kit or setup represents the pinnacle of your hobby/profession?

Where the audiophiles at? Haha.

RedditExodus, in What piece of kit or setup represents the pinnacle of your hobby/profession?
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In the motorcycle world, European bikes from KTM, BMW, or Ducati are typically considered to be the most fun. While they cost a shit ton and require very frequent maintenance, if you ride a KTM or a BMW it shows that you are willing to throw a stupid amount of money to have the most horsepower and the best handling even though you may break down on the side of the road and need to change your oil every 500 miles.

I don't intend to shit on Japanese motorcycles because they (Honda, Yamaha, Kawasaki, Suzuki) do a great job of providing a reliable (and still very fun) motorcycle experience but hop on a BMW or a KTM and you'll understand how it's just better as long as you can stomach the cost and maintenance.

Source: I've owned a Kawasaki ZR-750s, BMW R1200GS, KTM 500 EXC-F, Kawasaki Ninja 250,Honda CB 500F, KTM 790, and a Honda CRF 300L.

I will never judge someone's choice of motorcycle (unless it's too fucking loud) but the most fun you can have on two wheels is when the bike comes from Europe.

PlutoniumAcid, in Which bizarre historical mystery do you most want to uncover the truth behind?

The Voynich manuscript: is it an elaborate hoax? Is it real? What does it mean?

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