A very 90s screenshot (rule)

gowan, 10 months ago

Any civilized man knows you use the burner to light a strand of uncooked spaghetti to then light your cigar.

glorbo, 10 months ago

one time i was pretty hammered and tried to light a cheeky lil kitchen cig on the stove and burnt my eyebrows/hair a bit. my barber at the time was this kinda alt girl and when i explained why i had all those weird baby hairs she was like “ah yeah makes sense same shit happened to me, had to draw in my brows for months.” anyway this was like 2018 if anyone was wondering.

SubArcticTundra, 10 months ago

Haha you’d think you were the only one to get an idea like that and it turns out that more people have had it

gowan, 10 months ago

For the future take a single piece of uncooked spaghetti and-set that on fire with the burner. Next use your pasta match to light your smoke.