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todb

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Shmethical #Hacker. #CISA noob. #Election Judge. #CVE mucker-abouter. #Metasploit collaborator. #FriendofDeSoto. #Lovecraft nerd.

All subpoenas, warrants, contracts, and other linguistic puzzles should be directed to my attorney, https://defcon.social/@hotdogitsclaire.

Everything I post here is just me talking, not my employer.

Intro: https://infosec.exchange/@todb/109270457002321619

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jerry, to random
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Osiris Rex’s sample lands in just under an hour. I look forward to seeing video of the aliens busting out of the container on live TV: https://www.nasa.gov/nasalive

todb,
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@jerry my money is on virus that reanimates the dead

todb, to random
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Hey, my first blog post at my new job.

https://www.cisa.gov/news-events/news/kev-catalog-reaches-1000-what-does-mean-and-what-have-we-learned

#KEV #CISA

todb, to random
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Say, has anyone heard from @ErrataRob? I haven’t seen hide nor hair of him since Shmoo, post-Twitter exodus.

todb,
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@jerry well that’s a shame.

jerry, to random
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I partially solved an Infosec mystery recently. The mystery is “why do most incidents always happen on a Friday? And especially the Friday before a long weekend?”

Well friends, after a lot of empirical data gathering I can announce that it’s because people who realized something was wrong had been sitting on the knowledge of something being wrong, but didn’t want to let it sit through a weekend, and especially not a long weekend.

So like that last push to production on the way out the door Friday afternoon, people are often submitting incident reports as they take off for the weekend with a clear conscience and a spring in their step.

todb,
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@jerry what selfish jerks.

I go out of my way to sit on bad news over a weekend specifically to avoid troubling the people I work with.

Mondays are for telling people how they blew it.

todb, to random
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I can’t believe I’ve never asked this before, but is there a pleasant way to read two column PDF papers, like what you get mostly from Arxiv.org? Browser and real Acroread just aren’t cutting it. I’m always scrolling and zooming too much.

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