me: hey look an old thinkpad! I should see if I can get it to work
me: oh good the hard drive still works! it's got windows 98 installed on it
me: and there's the owner's social security number. great.
terrible idea: GPS-based mouse.
It has no optical sensor, just a GPS locator.
You move the mouse around, and it transmits that movement back to the PC, over a built in 5G modem.
You may have to move it a lot to click on anything