Yeah, touching your cock is gay. When I pee, I just fling my dick around with the gyration from my hips so I don’t touch my dick, otherwise my roommate will come over me in the bathroom and start screaming “GAYYYYYYYY”. I can not stand the shame I will feel, the looks from neighbors. My peers will look me in the eyes I will see it in their eyes, their disapproval. Rainbows will rain from the sky and the ground will cry blood because I am gay. That’s why I will never ever ever tough my dick, worst case is the shower, I use chopsticks when I need to clean it. When I walk, I walk with my hands behind my back so I can keep a safe distance from my dick and have an object between them.
It’s encrypted at the local protocol level, global and resilient. But I understand, it’s not under your jurisdiction. You can also encrypt the file names if you want to.
“I SWEAR IT’S HERE. I REMEMBER! …unless it got out when I was taking out something else… oh god…” I then proceed to dump the bucket on the ground or in a bigger bucket so I can spread them out and search for them better"