I know you’re just joking, but for folks who are interested, OpenAI recently published details on how to request via robots.txt that future models not crawl your site. Won’t do anything for their existing models or their competitors, but there’s that.
It helps if you can find a half-dozen people involved in something you like to follow at the start. Other than that, try joining a mid-sized (~1,000-3,000 users) Mastodon server based around a hobby, interest, or social group you’re a part of. Most Mastodon clients allow you to keep a column open for the people you follow as well as the people on the “Local Timeline” who are a part of your server.
It’s a new social network. If you see someone pop up who’s made a pithy post or two, give 'em a follow. If they’re not working out a week later, un-follow them. Don’t feel afraid to follow a ton of people when you first get started to liven up your feed until you find a good circle of folks.
I don’t have any pictures of the un-fried wrap, but these twoblogs should give you a good idea. The flour pucks don’t need to be quite as big as in that first link, but you get the gist of it.
It’s a pretty typical 10” grocery store flour tortilla wrapped around a fried 5” corn tortilla. The flour tortilla almost completely wraps around it, but not quite. You need to sacrifice one of the flour tortillas to make a few small flour hockey pucks to top the crunchwrap so that it’ll be edge to edge tortilla when you fry it. The edges should seal nicely and you don’t get any spillage.
I hear you can hunt out bigger wraps, but cutting out the little flour toppers seemed to do the trick for me.
You need 4 stabilizers. They go on Backspace, Enter, Left Shift, and both Space keys. They’re the black things around the key switches you can see in some product pictures.
Have you soldered before? Just take it slow and follow the build guide. I don’t recall any huge pitfalls when I built a similar Keeb.io board a few years ago. The only thing that tripped me up was the Caps Lock key. I was testing the per-key backlighting as I go, and the Caps Lock key uses it’s backlight to show the caps lock status. I re-soldered the LED three times before realizing I just needed to tap the switch to test it.