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DoucheAsaurus, 1 year ago to memes in Some things never change

Girls are overrated, post dank poop memes

DoucheAsaurus, 1 year ago to memes in Squirt Games

The trick is to lick it from the back until you can see through it then snap it off.

DoucheAsaurus, 1 year ago to memes in Why are we farming?????

These plants have had it too good for too long.

DoucheAsaurus, 1 year ago to memes in Poopers

Ngl, this one killed me a little inside

DoucheAsaurus, 1 year ago to memes in Poopers

Woops, put my comment in the wrong spot

DoucheAsaurus, 1 year ago to memes in My friends are sort of sick of it tbh

"No, see, it's actually a good thing that everything isn't in one place..."

DoucheAsaurus, 1 year ago to RedditMigration in "Kbin: covering all the current news and rumours out of Russia about Wagner, a possible coup, etc. Reddit: *crickets* Make of it what you will. 🤷‍♀️"

This lemmy instance seems to be covering a lot

!ukraine

@ukraine

https://sopuli.xyz/c/ukraine

DoucheAsaurus, 1 year ago to memes in Lemmy users in 3 days

𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮

DoucheAsaurus, 1 year ago to memes in Lemmy users in 3 days

I'm back but I got distracted and forgot why I was there. Gonna have to check again later to see what you mean.

DoucheAsaurus, 1 year ago to memes in Lemmy users in 3 days

Hold on, I'll be right back.

DoucheAsaurus, 1 year ago to memes in Lemmy users in 3 days

Let me direct your attention to this thread

https://lemmy.ml/post/1450855

DoucheAsaurus, 1 year ago to asklemmy in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

while you're out at your fuck-tent

I'm dead holy shit 🤣

DoucheAsaurus, 1 year ago to memes in I packed cheese, beef jerky and some other stuff y'all recommended...

My dude, when your mom said you could be anything she didn't mean constipated.

DoucheAsaurus, 1 year ago to memes in When you get a robocall from "Amazon" and when you call it back you get live scammers on the line.

Oh man, I fuckin love that guy. Always a good time watching his stuff.

DoucheAsaurus, 1 year ago to memes in When you get a robocall from "Amazon" and when you call it back you get live scammers on the line.

Just to clarify, they answer the phone as "Amazon customer service" and they always end up slinging obscenities at me and insulting my mother etc. Not all of them threaten me with bodily harm but it doesn't sound like standard training for Amazon employees to me.