Distant relative: "You've always followed weird diets. "
Me: "No, I haven't at all. "
Distant relative: "Yes, you have! At one point, you wouldn't eat anything cooked!"
Me: "I've never done that!"
DR: "Yes, you did! "
Me: "You have me confused with someone else."
DR: "No. "
Me: "I must have myself confused with someone else. " 😆😩 #mondays!