AimeeMaroux, to antiquidons
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Even in death, Osiris still stands strong.


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wolfdownwords,
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@AimeeMaroux @antiquidons Rigor mortis?

AimeeMaroux, to random
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Be careful when you bend over, curious animals might take it as an invitation.

#PhallusThursday #ancientGreece #GreekRomanArt @LJTrafford

phistorians, to random
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Ahhh the Romans’ most fortunate day of the week. Here we offer dubious honour to Priapus, the god often most found holding a fruit basket. That’s no cornucopia!

🏛 Getty, inv. 73.AB.21

#PhallusThursday #AncientRome #History

AimeeMaroux, (edited ) to antiquidons
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When you can't wait to get into the really tight pants of your Persian friend.

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phistorians, to random
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While the auction house listed this piece as a rare C1st BCE intaglio, my suspicion is its a fake. Ancient Roman phalluses rarely came with balls when you could have another phallus! Something about the lightning bolts also feels off. What do you think?

#PhallusThursday #AncientRome #History

AimeeMaroux,
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@phistorians I agree, why add balls when cxyou can have another phallus instead? Also the testicles are too huge. Not even satyrs are depicted with huge testes. These are the finds I do have of fascina with balls and none of them look similar to the engraving.

#PhallusThursday (sorry, no alt text, will add it after work)

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phistorians, to antiquidons
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This maenad is certainly living up to her reputation! As a devotee of Dionysus she appears nude holding a thyrsos staff and touching a disembodied phallus! This C2nd BCE amethyst simply shines!

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edde,
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@phistorians @histodons @antiquidons @archaeodons @AimeeMaroux

"disembodied phallus"? Isn't is just one of those suction things and she's depicted in her bathroom? 😉

AimeeMaroux, to antiquidons
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Does size matter? Not when the little guy is this cute!

Phallus found at Liverpool Street in

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AimeeMaroux,
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This is the scene. It was a good joke IMO 😄
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ffj8SHrbk0

aschnefuenfzehn,
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@AimeeMaroux
Well Let me explain it this way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaVVqiU9Bc4
;)

AimeeMaroux, to antiquidons
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Drink directly from the bottle 😏

Phallus wine jar, popular in the 2nd century BCE

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pontulo,
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antinousgaygod, to random
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🪷 This photo is banned from Meta Threads, Facebook and Instagram for frontal nudity! Marble copy of Capitoline 60 cm high. Students' work, 19th Century. Private collection, Brussels. No nude images on Meta Threads! 🪷

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AimeeMaroux,
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@antinousgaygod Distasteful??? He's gorgeous! Meta Threads is where the prudes are 😤

phistorians, to random
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It’s #PhallusThursday and we’re celebrating with this pile of terracotta votive offerings that was on display at MAN Napoli.

AimeeMaroux, to antiquidons
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This wind chime brings all the bells and whistles 😏

Roman tintinnabulum in the shape of a winged phallus with tail and a phallus of its own.


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emmaaum,
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@AimeeMaroux ooooo that's a classy one alright :)

AimeeMaroux,
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@emmaaum A classy classic 😁

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Will ich ☝️😊

AimeeMaroux,
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@lavinia_poetry When she wants golden faucets 😉

lavinia_poetry,
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@AimeeMaroux
Fantasy is unlimited 😉

phistorians, to antiquidons
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in Pompeii edition

The best part was pointing out this excellent phallic display to passing English tourists, who were shocked in that awkward English way, and took a picture to end our interaction. I was like, you’re about to miss the best part of Pompeii!

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peterbrown,
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@phistorians @AimeeMaroux @histodons @antiquidons @archaeodons that looks very like a thistle in the middle.
Surely not?

BruceHarry,
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phistorians, to histodons
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This red-figure amphora offers an ancient spin on the old adage ‘eat a bag of d***s’. Seems like you could also ‘hop in a basket of phalloi’!

Attributed to the Myson Painter, 480-475 BCE

🏛 Archaeological Museum of Syracuse, 20065

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claudiobrochado,
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@phistorians @histodons @antiquidons @AimeeMaroux I'm not sure that's a woman.

phistorians,
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@claudiobrochado @histodons @antiquidons @AimeeMaroux That’s the conventional identification but that doesn’t mean it’s right!

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