jerry, to random
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So long, mailbox. I hardly knew ye

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INIT6,
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@jerry This distracted driver reminds me of a great story.

I was having brunch with the wife. As we were walking out, I noticed a car creeping by that was heads down, looking at her cell phone.

I was already on the parking lot pavement; as she drove by, I smacked her car pretty hard with my open hand and yelled the loudest I could, FFUUUCCCKK.

She slams on her brakes in a panic, looking around.

I am, of course, laughing my ass off. She then gets out of the car to try and yell at me.

I, of course, continued to laugh and say listen lady, you were on your phone; you could have run over a kid or anyone, really. You are lucky. This is a cheap lesson, so say you are sorry, get back in your car, and pay attention.

She mumbled some things and left.

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