"I'm not paying, you're going to open your Loan Explorer and reverse the payment by hand." "I can't reverse payments in Silver Loan Explorer Plus sir." Don't test me, snake. I worked on Loan Explorer this very Monday, I know well what it is capable of. I begin speaking in tongues reciting the old magic of running queries directly on a production environment. "Select star from account where account number like open quotes percent sign..." Dark clouds began to form over the branch. Deposit slips begin whirling around the teller counter. "Update transaction set status equals reversed where transaction number equals..." I chant more forcefully, the wind carrying my voice throughout the branch. Thunder cracks in the distance. "Commit!" I bellow, and at once all the flying papers drop to the floor. The branch is stunned into silence. 4/