Openheimer in programming ( i.postimg.cc )
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Shit ( programming.dev )
Crosspost: discuss.tchncs.de/post/946098
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B-bug? What bug? ( lebowski.social )
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when you see this posture you know the code gonna be fire ( i.imgur.com )
if else if else if else ( programming.dev )
Crosspost: lemmy.ml/post/488358
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unrolling loops is efficient, right? ( lemmy.max-p.me )
saw a 2nd year CS guy run a maze solver (for final exam) with 300 nested if-statements. worked about 50% of the time. so he added another 5000 nested ifs and got it up to 90%. good enough!
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rule ( i.imgur.com )
a brain is a network of if() ( lemmy.world ) French
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ways to close vim ( discuss.tchncs.de )
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Javascript is the most popular scripting language in use today ( lemmy.world )
Explanation: it’s mostly due to how js does type conversion. for the Ls, it’s...
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Help me, step-programmer, I'm stuck.. ( feddit.de )
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All programmer humor memes ( programming.dev )
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Creating a password in 2023 be like ( programming.dev )
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Inm looking at you Typescript dev ( sh.itjust.works )
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Setup for Android Studio ( i.postimg.cc )
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finally there is a perfect monitor for Java programmers ( lemmy.ml )
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Too close to home ( feddit.uk )
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Experienced engineer examines comments in a legacy codebase ( infosec.pub )
As title
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Every time ( lemmy.ml )
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Trust me on this one John ( sh.itjust.works )
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How it feels to learn JS in ~~2016~~ 2023 ( hackernoon.com )
I learned “pure” JS back in 2013, when HTML5 was brand new, and I still don’t get most of the stuff going on nowadays.
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Job interview be like ( programming.dev )
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Where did the name Bison come from anyway?
The history of computers and software is full of nerdy and obscure jokes well beyond the caricatures of exiting vim. Complier compiler (explain that to most people!) to yet another compiler compiler to bison is one of those....
Firmware ( seemel.ink )
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