Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti Pasta Sauce sells out within hours ( eu.freep.com )
Kim Kardashian’s next trick? A bra to make you look turned on by absolutely everything ( www.theguardian.com )
Highlights: The new bra in Kim Kardashian’s lingerie range, with its “daring” raised nipple detail, goes on sale on Halloween, but not, I think, because the effect she’s going for is “scary”. The sales pitch is “No matter how hot it is, you will always look cold”, but I’m not sure “cold” is the look she’s...
Tarantula crossing road causes traffic accident in Death Valley National Park ( www.cbsnews.com )
Weighty problem: Sumo wrestlers force Japan Airlines to add extra flight ( www.kiro7.com )
LA Councilman’s Aide Resigns After Holocaust Jokes About Amy Schumer ( www.thedailybeast.com )
Josh Androsky, a former comedian, thought it would be fun to share puns about concentration camps....
New York animal control officer arrested in yorkie dognap plot ( www.theguardian.com )
A New York state animal control officer was arrested after selling a stolen pet and telling the owner that the animal had died, authorities have said.
Kanye West told a Jewish Adidas manager to kiss a photo of Hitler "every day" ( www.avclub.com )
A bombshell new report from the New York Times also discusses how the rapper (now known as Ye) would throw shoes and make staffers watch porn during meetings...
Elon 'Back to the Office' Musk Called in Remotely to First X All-Hands ( gizmodo.com )
The billionaire owner and CEO Linda Yaccarino dialed in from out of town, vaguely touting new features that will roll out in the coming months....
British Navy Stops Using 'Chinese Servants,' But Not For The Reason You Expect ( jalopnik.com )
Incredibly, they’re still going to pick laundry workers based on race...
'Scripture is very clear': New House Speaker tells Congress God has 'ordained' them ( www.alternet.org )
Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.
Pilot who ‘tried to shut off engines mid-flight was high on magic mushrooms’ ( www.telegraph.co.uk )
Jewish Editor Fired for Sharing Onion Article on Gaza ( newrepublic.com )
Michael Eisen says his dismissal was due to his sharing the satirical article....
Kids Are Attending Pro-Palestinian Protests In Roblox ( kotaku.com )
A solidarity protest took place on Roblox, with 200 players reportedly attending...
Florida man allegedly threatened to shoot someone at CVS unless given 'all bottles' of Viagra ( www.nbcnews.com )
Chevron boss says the $300 billion oil giant has changed life on Earth for the better: ‘We’re not selling a product that is evil’ ( finance.yahoo.com )
Says exec of company that has objectively caused more environmental harm to the world than any others
Canada's chief accessibility officer 'furious' after Air Canada forgets her wheelchair ( www.cbc.ca )
EasyJet flight canceled after passenger defecates on bathroom floor ( nbc-2.com )
Trump praises Hungary’s ‘Viktor Orbán’ as great ‘leader of Turkey’ ( www.politico.eu )
I mean, sure, at this point why not?
Michigan State University 'deeply sorry' for Hitler image displayed on video boards before football game ( www.nbcnews.com )
Wall Street Journal complains about workers using their sick days ( boingboing.net )
Police close road for 31 hours after sex doll mistaken for dead body dumped in woods ( www.independent.co.uk )
Police closed off a road for two days to investigate a report of a dead body dumped in woods - only to find out it was a discarded sex doll....
Instagram sorry for translation error that put “terrorist” in Palestinian bios ( arstechnica.com )
Meta has apologized after a 404 Media report investigating a viral TikTok video confirmed that Instagram’s “see translation” feature was erroneously adding the word “terrorist” into some Palestinian users’ bios....
Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill, reports say ( www.fox5atlanta.com )
Amazon Let Its Drivers’ Urine Be Sold as an Energy Drink ( www.wired.com )
Amazon Let Its Drivers’ Urine Be Sold as an Energy Drink ( www.wired.com )
Amazon sold bottles of urine marketed as an energy drink, a new documentary reveals. The company also makes it alarmingly easy to sell dangerous items to children.