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useless_modern_god, (edited ) to alternativenation in Juno Lev - "I had gay sex with god (it could've gone better)"
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Gets upset? Perish the thought.

I brought lyrics !

I saw God in a Trader Joe’s,Buying organic blueberries

Prettiest man I’d ever seen, Kissed me in the parking lot

One hand holding dried apricots,I think my teeth are gonna rot

Nothing ever stays In my head through the day

It’s sunset, when did I wake up?I spent all of last night in God’s bed

Mom, please don’t get upset’Cause now I’ll be immortalized

I’ll be immortalized,I think he knew that I was scared I was shaking but he didn’t care

Lips sliding open in a prayer

But now God won’t return my texts,I guess he was only out for sex

As close to heaven as I’ll getNothing ever stays In my mind through the day

It’s sunrise, when did I wake up?I spent all of last night in God’s bed

Mom, please don’t get upset’Cause now I’ll be immortalized

Didn’t want to be forgotten,So I had gay sex with god and it could’ve gone better

Second coming in a bathroom stall,But now God won’t return my calls, wrote him a love letter

It went like

Nothing ever stays,In my head through the day

It’s sunset, when did I wake up?

I spent all of last night in God’s bed Mom, please don’t get upset,'Cause now I’ll be immortalized

I’ll be immortalized

Amen, ah men Amen, ah men Amen, ah men Amen, ah men Amen, ah men Amen, ah men I’ll be immortalized

useless_modern_god, to alternativenation in [30 Day Song Challenge: Alternative Nation Edition] Day 21 - An alternative song you like with a PERSON'S NAME in the title.
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useless_modern_god, to til in TIL of the UNDER THE INFLUENCE series in which artist Bryan Saunders took a different drug everyday and drew a self portrait.
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Oh nice thank you. I’m a fan of The Gruen Transfer show and there’s also a podcast called Gruen. All marketing and advertising shenanigans.

useless_modern_god, to alternativenation in Metallica -Call of Ktulu (1984)
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Maybe a sad time for thrash but Industrial metal was going off during that time!

useless_modern_god, to til in TIL of RHYTHM 0 : A performance art piece in which Marina Abramović stood still for six hours while the audience could do whatever they wanted to her.
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Nice thank you. I watched it over dinner 🌭

useless_modern_god, to alternativenation in [Question Of The Day] What is your favorite music tech?
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My phone.🤷‍♀️

useless_modern_god, to til in TIL the WORLDS UGLIEST COLOUR has a name : PANTONE 448c
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Ooh what is that? I like the font on those.

useless_modern_god, to til in TIL the WORLDS UGLIEST COLOUR has a name : PANTONE 448c
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Yes it’s a real grey area

useless_modern_god, to til in TIL the WORLDS UGLIEST COLOUR has a name : PANTONE 448c
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Haha yes that’s what they look like in many countries

useless_modern_god, to alternativenation in YOUR VOTES MATTER! Alternative Nation's 10 Top Voted Songs (12 this time due to ties) for the week ending August 27, 2023 - Official Spotify Playlist updated
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👉🍎 APPLE PLAYLIST

useless_modern_god, to alternativenation in [Thread] Sunday Fun Day! What're you listening to today???
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Mars to Sirius my introduction to Gojira. Probably in the top 10 best metal bands of the 21st century.

useless_modern_god, (edited ) to alternativenation in [Thread] Sunday Fun Day! What're you listening to today???
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Mötley Crüe Shout at the Devil. Their second and finest album. I doubt it would be appreciated here so I won’t link it.

useless_modern_god, to alternativenation in World Championship Soccer [MS DOS] Title Music on IBM PC Speaker
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Ok mate thanks for that👍

useless_modern_god, to alternativenation in Rocky Horror Time Warp
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and then a step to the right!

useless_modern_god, to alternativenation in Capitalism stole my virginity (live)
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I gave up being jaded many years ago. It’s exhausting.

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