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lando55, 10 months ago to dadjokes in What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

Parallel thinking, glad to know I’m not alone!

lando55, 10 months ago to dadjokes in What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

Opener? I barely knew her!

lando55, 10 months ago to technology in The Trojan Room coffee pot was switched off at 09:54 UTC on 22 August 2001

This is the end of an era, and I’m honestly kinda bummed. I’m still sour about Geocities being decom’d, but I’m just a grumpy old man.

lando55, 10 months ago to technology in Microsoft to Force Web Links Shared in Teams to Open with Microsoft Edge

Shit I don’t even have to use Windows but let me know where to sign up

lando55, 10 months ago to dadjokes in Two nuts were playing tag.

Scrotum? Damn near killed 'im!

lando55, 10 months ago to dadjokes in does this qualify? :)

They also do not talk

lando55, 10 months ago to technology in Mozilla's petition against in-browser censorship law

I’m trying to reframe this in a way that will help me and others better understand; are the measures being proposed in this bill analogous to forcing auto manufacturers to build a car that won’t let you drive down certain streets?

lando55, 10 months ago to technology in The best decision YouTube ever did.

Almost makes up for YouTube Shorts

lando55, 10 months ago to technology in Screen width and web dev

My favorite trend of the past few years is obfuscating your existing user login button, in favor of overtly displaying new user signup link.

That, and also camouflaged site search bars.

lando55, 10 months ago to selfhosted in Another good reason not to open port 22

For me it’s not about the traffic, more the log spam.

Generally I’ll have :22 enabled internally, and anything non-standard is defined in ~/.ssh/config and shared out so I don’t have to remember things.

lando55, 10 months ago to technology in iPhone SE 4 Rumored to Feature Action Button, USB-C, Face ID, and More

Try using it while lying down

lando55, 10 months ago to dadjokes in I'm so proud :D

I hope you never give his nose back

lando55, 10 months ago to nostupidquestions in Have you noticed spotify removing stuff from your liked songs list?

I don’t know if songs being removed since I probably wouldn’t notice, but sometimes if I like a version of a song that’s not the album version (a radio edit or live performance) it will be replaced with the standard studio recording.

lando55, 10 months ago to nostupidquestions in The other day I heard a friend talking about how "the moon's gravity affects our internal organs." This sounds like bull, but is it? And if so, how would I correct their misinformation?

That might explain werewolves. Since the full moon is heavier it attracts wolf enzymes that are usually stored in the pancreas to be released into the blood stream.

lando55, 10 months ago to youshouldknow in YSK: Browsing "ALL" at work might get you pulled into an office, even with NSFW off.

My phone is exclusively used to play Diablo