Kirk is too busy for paperwork ( startrek.website )

The_Picard_Maneuver OP , 9 months ago

Here’s the rest of the (long) thread that I cut off for readability, but it’s also pretty funny:

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/ab6a8410-fa3d-4564-9970-5d935438560d.jpeg

PreviouslyAmused , 9 months ago

Well this is spectacular!

I always just assumed the “crazy shit for everyone” theory was the case, they just didn’t have the scientific understanding to describe it. 100 years later those crazy descriptions had been analyzed to death.

But I love the Continuing Crazy Adventures of Captain Kirk theory. That one sounds like it is way more fun. Star Fleet is reading these logs and just trying to figure out what to do with Kirk.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP , 9 months ago

I love it. Like they all know him as this overzealous explorer-type with a flair for the dramatic, but he’s bored as hell staring at empty space all day.

jmcs , 9 months ago

Lower Decks basically confirms that everyone is encountering crazy stuff all the time though.

marcos , 9 months ago

I really like how Lower Decks goes with that last comment and say “yeah, somebody has to shoo those sharks away when the other ones are busy; this are their voyagers”.