why everything is broken ( imgflip.com )

scrubbles , 10 months ago

Is the site down? Is email down for everyone? Is CSuite/ the entire business operation down? Then it’s high priority.

Otherwise it’s low priority.

c0mbatbag3l , 10 months ago

Everyone thinks service desk exists for them and them alone.

idunnololz , 10 months ago

What about the unicorn m e d i u m p r i o r i t y

tjhart85 , 10 months ago

That's low priority, but someone has complained so it got "bumped up"

metaStatic , 10 months ago

it's dns

Potatos_are_not_friends , 10 months ago

I understand that all the networked phones aren’t working and the PoS is no longer accepting valid orders and the server backups are all corrupted and half the company cannot access emails while the other half are replying to emails that’s causing a weird data sync issue and all the printers are jammed…

But can you PLEASE move my ticket request of “Right Mouse click makes funny noise when I click it exactly 7 times” to the top of the stack? It’s disrupting my flow. Thank you you lazy fucks.

scrubbles , 10 months ago

I LITERALLY cannot do my job while this is happening!