communist ,
@communist@beehaw.org avatar

Sharks are evolving. They used to only bite people, they've moved up to stabbing.

VoxAdActa ,
@VoxAdActa@kbin.social avatar

It's a shark. They knew what they were getting into. If they didn't want danger, they'd have bought a duck or something.

sydneybrokeit ,

Someone just made this up so that they could get it away from their kid, didn't they?

I jest, but that would be funny.

person , (edited )
@person@feddit.de avatar

That “TRY ME” reads like a warning, I guess those kids couldn’t read

RichByy ,
@RichByy@beehaw.org avatar

That was the first thing I saw as well, lol. Actually reads more like a warning than an innocent: "Try me out :)"

adespoton ,

This really belongs in c/nottheonion….

Jamie ,
@Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

"Twelve injuries have already been reported with Zuru’s full-sized Robo Alive Junior Baby Shark Sing & Swim Bath Toys — after children sat or fell on the now-recalled products. Nine of these cases required stitches or medical attention, according to a Thursday release from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. "

Ouch.

fsniper ,

With this logic shouldn't all of the lego brick be recalled and destroyed in the mount Doom?!?!?!

nevernevermore ,

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