Oh shit. Didn’t mean to dunk on you pal. I will however stand by what I said.
The bit at the end I feel would present your “WTF?!” aimed tone by changing it from “why would they need this” to something like “this is egregious even for meta”. Or even just tacking it on the end.
I’m very anti-Meta, so the both-sides vibes I got might stem from unbiased reporting. shrugs