Karyoplasma

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Karyoplasma,

There are backpacks with built-in speakers. People use them. Why?

Karyoplasma,

I’m just very tired of being.

Karyoplasma,

Cobra effect:

Cobras all over India, so government is like 'bring dead cobra, I gief moni". People are smart and breed cobras in their barn to collect more bounties. Government is like “you cheated, no fair. no more moni for cobra head”. People release all bred cobras into the wild. Result: even more cobras in India.

Karyoplasma,

You must be very drunk to mistake the flag of Greece for the one of Finland.

Karyoplasma,

Reddit is a huge circlejerk, there are no debates on the large subreddits. Funnily enough, they all hate the mainstream media, but somehow still hold the very same “brave” opinion that mainstream media outlets are pushing.

Karyoplasma, (edited )

countable verb

noun

I’m German and I just use whatever sounds better and “Geschicksproblem” would sound even more like you just had a stroke. Also it’s kinda part of the meme to make words as long as possible because it’s funny.

Geschick and Geschicklichkeit are pretty much synonymous. Maybe Geschicklichkeit suggests a bit more that the natural skill is enhanced by technique and training, but that’s it.

Karyoplasma,

My English is so good, that makes me nobody so quickly after!

Karyoplasma,

tritt

Karyoplasma,

Kleine Hiebe fällen große Eichen!

Karyoplasma,

I would share a body towel, there is just no necessity to do so.

Karyoplasma,

You’re not leaving money on the table if you take the smaller deal. If you buy the large meal plan, you were successfully manipulated into buying something you wouldn’t have considered otherwise.

Karyoplasma,

Backwards time travel is physically impossible. You would need to travel at truly negative speed to achieve it, but the magnitude of speed is always positive.

Karyoplasma,

Imagine assuming the other party didn’t get the joke in the pic but just chose to ignore it, just so the dumb reddit meme can live on!

Karyoplasma,

Thinking about it, it’s even more complicated than that. You’re right that a negative speed would not work since the square of a negative number is positive anyway. But a speed higher than c would result in a negative square root, so no real solution. Also, traveling at exactly the speed of light would divide by zero lol

But maybe our formula is wrong. Or it’s just impossible, who knows?

Hospitals have special protection under the rules of war. Why are they in the crosshairs in Gaza? (apnews.com)

JERUSALEM (AP) — The head of surgery at Gaza’s largest and most advanced hospital held up his phone Saturday to the hammering of gunfire and artillery shelling. “Listen,” said Dr. Marwan Abu Sada as fighting raged around Shifa Hospital.

Karyoplasma,

It’s not just in “this war”, they weren’t giving a shit about Palestinian civilians for decades.

Karyoplasma,

Soldiers have the duty to disobey orders that are illegal or unconstitutional, so she could not make you wear a slutty apron because that would likely violate your right to personal identity.

Karyoplasma,

UT 2k4 was a seven CD box, just saying. Yes, 7.

Karyoplasma,

Yeah, it was one of the few games that actually shipped with Linux binaries. Also after like 8 months, they released a huge update with some 10 new maps, new characters and a new game mode as a free download instead of calling it a “DLC” and charging money for it. Back when games were actually made to be played instead of being a marketing platform.

Karyoplasma,

In German we call it “tailor’s seat” (Schneidersitz).

Karyoplasma,

The difference between standard pronunciation and conversational pronunciation is staggering. Factors for that include

  • importance in the sentence. If you order tomato sauce with your pasta, the “sauce” part is rather unimportant as it can be inferred from standards.
  • surrounding words. In a sentence, preceding and subsequent words (or part-of-words) can influence the pronunciation.
  • vigilance. Tired speakers tend to slur their words more than usual.
  • general talking speed. The faster the individual talks, the more corners they will cut with their pronunciation.
  • Words are pronounced according to the speakers expectation of the conversational partner. You speak slower and more clearly to someone learning English as a second+ language than to your childhood buddy.

Word lists without context are much better for judging what people expect to hear when they anticipate the word. Here are some samples for the word sauce and horse. The ‘r’ in horse is pretty much silent in BE, but not in AE.

Source: I studied computational linguistics with a minor in phonetics.

Karyoplasma,

I have a friend like this too. I just stopped going to the movies with him because I want to stay friends.

Karyoplasma,

Nah, that’s ok. When you “watch a movie” at home with a group of people, you are not really watching a movie. It just serves as background noise and as an easy fallback for someone that doesn’t want to participate in the conversation.

Karyoplasma,

^^ is what is used most often here (Germany)

Karyoplasma,

I put autocorrect on suggestion mode. That way it still suggests words but never corrects what I type, unless I click the suggestion. Much better.

Karyoplasma,

Doesn’t bobo also mean stupid or idiot in Tagalog?

Karyoplasma,

Germany is finally trying to legalize it, but I have no hope that it’s gonna last past this term. “Drugs are bad mkay” seems to be what media is trying to propagate into people’s minds.

Karyoplasma,

Sometimes when I stand for too long, I get nausea and stomach cramps. Sitting down or walking cures that. Dunno what triggers that, it’s not a consistent effect, just sometimes.

Karyoplasma,

Nope, I always forget it when I go for a check-up because it happens so infrequently. I had that since I was a kid, I remember throwing up at my First Communion because it took forever for the pastor to stop reading from the book.

Karyoplasma,

Never happens when I’m walking and only sometimes when I’m standing, so maybe I really just don’t know how to stand still properly lol

I’ll make sure not to forget to ask my doc next time I go there for a check up.

Karyoplasma,

Great thumbnail for a YouTube video.

Karyoplasma,

this is literally capitalist propaganda, human nature is the exact opposite, we’re an absurdly generous and non-greedy species due to how social we are, just like how ants don’t hoard food.

Pretty cool universe you live in. How can I join? Mine sucks.

Karyoplasma,

pedantic_mode 1

You forgot the underscore in your off-switch.

pedantic_mode 0

Karyoplasma,

Humans are deuterostomes, so if you go further back, the first hole that forms from a zygote will later be the asshole.

Karyoplasma,

As a non-American, I concede that reading his Twitter meltdowns and hearing is asinine takes was extremely funny for the first 3 weeks. Then it just got sad.

Karyoplasma,

The most unhelpful thing I’ve heard someone say was “life isn’t fair to anyone, so just own it”. Yeah, thanks champ and fuck off.

Karyoplasma,

Depends on who you ask.

Me? Yes, I’ve tried many times. It doesn’t matter, nothing will change.

My few friends? He tries but focuses on the wrong things.

My family? He doesn’t try.

Karyoplasma,

I knew this could happen. Result is that I don’t go to events when I think the organizer is grossly incompetent.

Karyoplasma,

It’s like a sunburn. You don’t feel it until it’s too late.

Karyoplasma,

What actually is that Stormfront reddit thing?

Karyoplasma,

They are just on the other side of the propaganda coin and are believing different lies than we do. Hexbears often present with an obnoxious attitude, so I understand why you are annoyed by them.

I had arguments with idiots from “innocuous” instances that think the genocide in Gaza is not a genocide because not enough people have died so far. So there’s idiots everywhere.

Karyoplasma,

Karma doesn’t exist. If it did, the world wouldn’t be so shit.

Karyoplasma,

Thanks!

Karyoplasma, (edited )

I shift from 4th into 2nd all the time when in city traffic before taking a turn, so I’m pretty confused why that would be an issue.

Unless you wanted to shift up and brainfarted and shifted down instead. But it’s pretty hard to hammer in a gear that is way too low for your current speed. There will be a lot of physical resistance and that grinding noise before the gear snaps in.

Karyoplasma,

(if my goofy American units mean anything to you)

I got the idea after reading “24 eggs”. That strongly implies family size.

Karyoplasma,

English makes no sense to begin with. Why do you park in the driveway but drive in the parkway? Why is infinite the opposite of finite but flammable and inflammable are synonymous? Why is the plural of louse lice, the plural of mouse mice, but the plural of house is not hice?

Karyoplasma,

In gen 1 that would be only Swift, Bide and self-targeting status moves because every 100% accuracy move can miss due to a bug (1/256). Fun fact: you would actually be able to beat the game with these 2 moves because Bide, in gen 1 only, bypasses Ghost’s immunity to Normal moves.

Karyoplasma,

Using a camera in a completely dark room is a better source of entropy than one pointed at lava lamps.

Why is that? Naturally occurring or manufacturing-related impurities in the optical chip?

Karyoplasma,

Mechanically, the remakes are objectively the better games and they also offer more gameplay-wise with new moves, more logical movesets, abilities, nature, actual EV system. The next big improvement was the physical/special split in Gen5.

I still play the gen1 games from time to time tho. They are hilarious.

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