FUCKRedditMods,

Everywhere I look everything is getting fucked to death. Insects, fish, entire ecosystems, entire climates, entire regions near the equator, all FUCKED.

Then my uncle says “how come it’s getting colder some places, I thought the globe was supposed to be warming! Hahahah”

At least he can arguably not give a fuck. He is rich and has no kids. I don’t get why the poors on the right side of the spectrum are so willing to parrot this idiotic bullshit though, don’t they realize their 600 even-poorer grandchildren are FUCKED?

Ransom,

So we suiciding or what? Only slightly kidding.

Zuberi,
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

As a very religious person until my 20s, I have brought up this idea to multiple people lol. My depressed-ass brain was like, why tf don’t we just rush to heaven instead?..

I can ASSURE you, the “it’ll all be 100% fine when you’re dead” has killed so many people’s drives to be a good person.

The planet is fucked because this 40% of USA voters don’t give one flying fuck about future generations.

maporita,

I remember a case where a mother killed her two young kids because she wanted them to go to heaven. Her reasoning was that if they grew up and became sinners they would end up in hell. By murdering them before they knew what sin was she actually saved them. Thing is, if you believe in that shit then what she did really makes perfect sense.

FUCKRedditMods,

That’s what I’ll ask christian mothers from now on.

“If you really love your children how come you didn’t smother them immediately after their baptism?”

megane_kun,

A horrible, horrible mental image entered my mind: a priest dunking an infant into the baptismal font during a baptism ceremony and then proceeding smoothly to a requiem prayer as the infant drowns in holy water.

FUCKRedditMods,

They’ve drowned babies doing baptisms before… if you look online you can find some CRAZY violent orthodox baptisms out of russia and the like. They dunk them babies like a goddamn basketball. Baby pulling mad g forces.

megane_kun,

I would have wished my horrible mental image was just a figment of my imagination, lol! Reality is stranger than fiction, indeed.

yngmnwntr,

This is literally why suicide was made a mortal sin. Early Christians were killing themselves to get to heaven and the clergy of the time made it a sin because dead Christians pay no tithes.

vivadanang,

as a species, pretty much.

NewNewAccount,

They don’t care because either:
a) they’ll be dead
b) everything will be fine in heaven
c) both?

BobVagene,

d) they know the world will be a much better place without humans!

Spzi,

People with poor education are poor at spotting idiotic bullshit. Also there are other factors why people believe things. We aren’t that rational.

dingus,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

It jives with how they see Trump as a “Godly, Christian man.” According to recent polls, they view him as more “Christian” than Mike fucking Pence.

I wonder if part of it is that belief begets belief? They believe in Trump because he believes so deeply in himself and they identify with that?

CanadaPlus,

don’t they realize their 600 even-poorer grandchildren are FUCKED?

No. The effort to make that unclear has been very successful.

zephyreks,

Yes, but think of the profits.

Where are those profits going? Definitely not to you, that’s for sure.

dynamo,

But who’ll think of the poor investors? /s

DigitalTraveler42,
JoJoGAH,

Tri👏bal👏is👏m

Aux,

This is not Tumblr.

JoJoGAH,

Excuse me, I said hey rude ass, I’ve never used Tumblr. So, why don’t you tell me what this is then, tell me so I can fall in line with your expectations.

Aux,

Putting emojis every other letter is a sign of Tumblr cancer. Don’t do that if you want to be taken seriously.

JoJoGAH,

I wasn’t serious when I said I’d fall in line behind you. Emojis on are a world wide phenomenon. If it doesn’t appeal to you then move on. Are you this controlling and intolerant irl? Or are you just petty online? Since you seem to lack social nuance, I’ll be clear, I don’t really care by asking these questions. I am asking you to ask yourself. Pettiness and coercion are also a social cancer

Aux,

You’ll grow up one day, don’t worry.

DigitalNirvana,

Robust Weakening of the Gulf Stream During the Past Four Decades Observed in the Florida Straits doi.org/10.1029/2023GL105170

Plain Language Summary

The Gulf Stream is a major ocean current located off the East Coast of the United States. It carries a tremendous amount of seawater and along with it heat, carbon, and other ocean constituents. Because of this, the Gulf Stream plays an important role in weather and climate, influencing phenomena as seemingly unrelated as sea level along coastal Florida and temperature and precipitation over continental Europe. Given how important this ocean current is to science and society, scientists have tried to determine whether the Gulf Stream has undergone significant changes under global warming, but so far, they have not reached a firm conclusion. Here we report our effort to synthesize available Gulf Stream observations from the Florida Straits near Miami, and to assess whether and how the Gulf Stream transport there has changed since 1982. We conclude with a high degree of confidence that Gulf Stream transport has indeed slowed by about 4% in the past 40 years, the first conclusive, unambiguous observational evidence that this ocean current has undergone significant change in the recent past. Future studies should try to identify the cause of this change.

FatTony,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

What will be the consequences to this?

bloopernova,
@bloopernova@programming.dev avatar

Britain and Iceland are utterly fucked.

Ertebolle,

The good news is that Iceland won't have to go around apologizing for its name anymore.

Gork,

Greenland still will be inaccurate though, unless the Arctic decides to just melt.

TheSaus,

At this point i would honestly just shrug it off, what else is new lol

palordrolap,

Maybe the warming and freezing will cancel out and the much smaller islands that will be left after the sea levels rise will still be temperate and worth living on.

Edit: This is not an "I'm alright, Jack" comment. I'd rather this wasn't even a vague possibility and that the planet wasn't warming out of control.

SheeEttin,

Maybe the warming and freezing will cancel out and the much smaller islands that will be left after the sea levels rise will still be temperate and worth living on.

Maybe, but food and water will be extremely scarce. We can’t all just up and move. You and I will almost certainly die of starvation.

Squids,

So’s Norway - quite a few places on the west coast (the most inhabited non-Oslo part of the country) rely on the fact that the gulf stream keeps them unusually warm for their latitude

I’m already seeing things that would normally grow fine out in the garden suffer from abnormally late and early frosts and mild summers. Rip my tomatos and onions. Everyone’s complaining about 20+ degree springs in the mainland while I’m screaming that it’s still snowing in late May.

bloopernova,
@bloopernova@programming.dev avatar

Oof, I’m sorry to hear about your veggies :(

I hope it doesn’t collapse, it would mean a lot of displaced people and loss of life.

popcap200,

Rise in sea levels on the east coast, reduced rain in the east coast, stronger storms, and more precipitation in Europe and the tropics. According to wiki.

I think it’ll also make some areas cold as fuck and probably heat up the gulf.

EddoWagt,

Western Europe will get pretty fucked without it, We’re much further north than people realise. The Netherlands is further north than Calgary, Canada

TropicalDingdong,
nbailey,
@nbailey@lemmy.ca avatar

East coast of Canada and US will become arid. Caribbean will become hotter and storms will become more severe. Scotland, Ireland, Iceland, and Norway will be substantially colder (compare latitude of UK with Northern Canada) and with less precipitation. Basically, everywhere that relies on warm tropical moist air currents will drastically change.

reflex,
@reflex@kbin.social avatar

What will be the consequences to this?

It will have to be renamed to the Gulf Trickle.

bstix,

The consequences are unpredictable. More extreme weather is about the only certainty.

The energy of the heat transfer will not just be missing in Europe. It’ll also be in excess in the Caribbeans, perhaps creating stronger winds worldwide.

Imagine a house with water radiators, where you turn off the circulation pump while keeping the furnace on full blast. It’s gotta go somewhere.

Mana,

Read the article in my above comment. it could throw Europe into another ice age, and cause mass starvation. Not to mention the AMOC feeds plankton which is the basis for all of sea life food-webs and so the ripples of this could be very very vast.

grayman,

Leonard Nimoy was right?!

Mana,

What did he say?

grayman,
Mana,

Damn. I guess he was right! Its funny because that channel is filled with climate deniers.

tallwookie,

the EU will cave to any Russian demands if it gets a lot colder in Europe. they wont have any other choice.

mwguy,

“Am I a joke to you?” - Nuclear power in Europe.

tallwookie,

they still have it? huh. I thought nuclear wasnt green enough for the EU

Thorny_Thicket,

That’s just Germany. I don’t think the anti-nuclear sentiment is that popular elsewhere. Finland just started a new reactor, granted we began bulding it already back in 2005.

bouh,

It’s not green enough for the ecofascists who’d rather have coal than nuclear, but we still have nuclear.

mwguy,

France is still gangster with it. But the rest of Europe pretends that it’s greener to buy oil from Russia.

emergencyfood,

Nuclear plants need water to cool. This would also make Western Europe drier.

PuppyOSAndCoffee,
@PuppyOSAndCoffee@lemmy.ml avatar

We unfuck ourselves like we always do.

But first, a whole lot of nothing….

PhlubbaDubba,

Europe is at the latitude of Canada, it lacks Canada’s climate gradient because of the Gulf stream

We 'bouta see Siberia stretch its way to the Elbe!

dynamo,

Welp, at least we’ll get to see snow again before we drop

ShimmeringKoi,

Every fossil fuel executive.

Kuori,
@Kuori@hexbear.net avatar

gonna need some serious convincing not to put every single person who works for a fossil fuel company in the pit too tbh

Colour_me_triggered,

I welcome the decrease in temperature, but it would be great if it weren’t connected to the earth being irreparably fucked. One winter at -40 (C or F) and people will start moving south and I might actually be able to afford to buy a house.

daemoz,

You cant go out there. Youll freeze to death. - gerald broflovski

Nalivai,

When we will be able to afford a home, it will be bad enough that we will not want to. Accelerationism is never an answer

Mana,

Have a communist perspective!

Michal,

I was hoping the silver lining of climate change would be hotter weather here in Ireland. Shit.

silent_water,
@silent_water@hexbear.net avatar

I mean it will wind up warmer than Siberia is now.

sigh,
@sigh@lemmy.world avatar

why doesn’t the LAZY gulf stream just work harder??

hansl,

We should put wind mills so strengthen it.

spirinolas,

It’s the gulf’s own fault! It should pull itself by its bootstraps to go faster.

const_void,

The Gulf stream is letting down our shareholders.

catfish,

If it wanted to work harder, it wouldn’t be going to Europe… 🤔

Reverendender,

While this is awful news, although completely unsurprising, this sentence stuck out to me: *“I have been studying western boundary currents – primarily the Agulhas Current off South Africa – for 30 years,”*Is this a full-time profession that pays a living wage?

Whisp,

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  • ItsYaBoyN00dles,

    Currents-sea hehehe

    chaorace,
    @chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    This is what tenured professors do. They apply for research grants in their field, run laboratories, and publish papers. It’s how most public academic research gets done and this is indeed a full-time job that pays decently (but not fabulously) well. As far as the focus of her studies go: she is an Oceanography professor at the University of Miami, so… like… what else is she going to research other than the boundary of the western Atlantic ocean?

    Reverendender,

    Thank you for the detailed reply!

    bouh,

    I doubt you understand what the job is about, considering your comment.

    Reverendender,

    It’s amazing how few fucks I give about your doubts! You only learn by asking questions, rude internet stranger.

    pinkdrunkenelephants, (edited )

    It’s amazing how prevalently oversensitive, whiny little anti-intellectualists like you walk the lands and somehow feed themselves.

    Now get defensive and try to roast me like you do everyone who calls you out on it, do it like we know you will 👏

    anaesidemus,

    fug ohnoes

    Pratai,

    How many times are we going to learn this for the first time?

    dynamo,

    Seeing this, i kinda hope that it happens as fast as possible. That way the rich will see exactly what they’ve done, and maybe we’ll manage to get some revenge

    Stormyfemme,

    Nah they’ll be fine no matter what happens. Accelerationism hurts the most vulnerable more than anyone else.

    dynamo,

    I mean we’ll hurt them, not the climate

    usernamesaredifficul,

    no I think poor people will just freeze to death. The rich are always fine in times of want

    Nalivai,

    Hundreds of millions will die and hundreds of millions more will suffer, and the rich will care as much as they do right now

    spirinolas,

    Yeah, force the rich to see all the poor people dying from their ivory towers. I’m sure they’ll suddenly start worrying about other people’s suffering.

    /s

    Dr_Cog,
    @Dr_Cog@mander.xyz avatar

    Ivory towers are still capable of being seiged

    Many governments have fallen over the years because they forgot that they only have a thin veil of control over their people

    Hackerman_uwu,

    What’ll they do with all those jets they made then?

    Da_Boom,
    @Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

    Fly them slower. Haven’t hit stall speed yet.

    Blackmist,

    Oh well, we had a good innings there didn’t we?

    Still, I’m in my 40s now, so if it doesn’t completely collapse for about 50 years or so I’m pretty sure I won’t have to worry about it.

    PhlubbaDubba,

    Inb4 Europe turns into Canada with less over the top language protection laws

    UlyssesT,

    less over the top language protection laws

    Elaborate on that, bucko. up-yours-woke-moralists

    PhlubbaDubba,

    A Parisian expert in French literature failed Quebec’s “French Proficiency Exam”, not to mention how other languages don’t get anything close to the pedestal treatment English and French get under Canada’s official bilingualism. One of Trudeau’s cabinet was subjected to quebecoise nationalist mistreatment because she spoke an indigenous language instead of French.

    And BTW, I’m saying that as someone of Quebecoise descent, likely pure laine as recently as my grandmother.

    UlyssesT,

    Your response was a relief; as the emoji I posted was indicating, I was worried it was some frothing about pronoun preferences having some legal protections.

    PhlubbaDubba,

    Nah, I just think official language status is a violation of free speech, and of the natural development and evolution of culture.

    I mean just look at France and Quebec in contrast, motherland French and Quebecoise French are nearly separate languages from each other with how incomprehensible they can be to each other, and yet both Quebec and France have strict prescriptivist official language policies in place supposedly in the name of “preserving the French language.”

    If there was any sort of naturalness to any of it they’d rigidly have maintained the same exact language with all the same linguistic conventions, and yet that has not happened at all, debunking the supposed entire point of this farce in the first place.

    The only reason to maintain it at this point is that it excludes the lower classes from public office and official spaces, since they are the most likely to diverge from a prescribed cultural structure, and you can see that in Ontario where francophones raised riot when funds were beginning to be allocated for the language support of Indian and Chinese languages that actually had more speakers within Ontario than French did. It’s not about preserving a minority language, it’s about refusing the rights of immigrants to have their languages accommodated as well.

    Nudding,

    "I wish I could still call people slurs"

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    PhlubbaDubba,

    Boi you’re the one who just decided to go to bat for anti-immigrant, anti-indigenous, and anti-working-class official language statuses and unofficial taboos against monolinguals or “wrong” bilinguals in state representation.

    Either that or you’re a dumbfuck who didn’t read the rest of the thread and decided you wanted to pop off anyways about some unrelated grievance completely separated from this conversation like the dumbfuck doing that would make ya, dumbfuck.

    Nudding,

    Stay mad I guess?

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