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flatearth ,

Flat earth real life testimony 1/7
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fCALf_xCRNA

You can visit and watch the whole 7.

SharkAttak ,
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@flatearth
Yeah I don't think I will.

CyberCatBytes ,
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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE (Installs Linux Mint)

NotTheOnlyGamer ,
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@CyberCatBytes Funny, every time I've tried Linux, it's ended in tears, and installing FreeDOS to run Format ., because Linux doesn't even have that command.

NumbersCanBeFun ,
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I wish it wasn’t so hard to keep doing this shit every day. I sometimes wish that pickup truck killed me when he hurled me from my bike. He took away my strength, my power and my body from me. I used to be so strong and now I can barely hobble to my desk everyday. I hate it. I hate my weak and terrible body and despite all my hard work I have to accept this is as good as it ever gets. Maybe it’s not worth the effort. Maybe I should just give up. Who would even care if I did?

name_NULL111653 ,

I know it can be easy to believe nobody cares. I know it can feel pointless to even try anymore. I’ve been there. Reach out to those around you - tell them you need help. Amit that you’re not ok. I know, it’s scary. And sometimes they might not seem to care. But you’ll find someone who cares about you, somebody who gives you a reason. I did. It took forever, I went for years believing I was better off dead because of the trauma I’d been through, the damage from abuse. But people do care, no matter what you’ve been through. The world is cruel, uncaring, unjust. But humanity is the only thing that changes that. And even though we stray from the ideal of what we think life should be - even though there is still great suffering - there is hope. I care about you. I don’t even know who you are, and you don’t know me. But I care about your life, I hope you push through the suffering. We might agree and get along. We might be on opposites in our ideology, we might disagree, we might even hate every ounce of what the other stands for. But there is purpose to your life. There is a purpose for all of us. It may be hard to find - it may only be what we make of life. But it is there, and it is found in other people. It took hearing that from someone else to finally understand that. I still need to hear it often. But keep living, even when it seems hopeless. Even one more moment of joy is worth the suffering. I’ve been there. I’ve had years of pain since I tried to end it. But I’ve also had moments of love, of joy, of connection to those around me, that are worth every moment of pain. Reach out to those around you. Just talk to them. It’s hard, I know. But once you make connections with others, once you have someone to lean on, things will get better. The pain never goes away. Trauma never leaves completely. Legs don’t heal, scars don’t fade. But the people in your life can make it all worth living. Because, ultimately, even one moment of joy, of contentment, of love, defies all the laws of nature in something only human life can create. That is the value of living.

flatearth ,

Luke 13:24
Strive to enter by the narrow gate: because many, I say to you, shall seek to enter, and shall not be able.

Throw away the upsidedown hanging people ball earth.
Throw away the sideways hanging ships ball earth.

Hold on to the creation account in the book of Genesis.
Spread flat earth. Spread the truth.

SharkAttak ,
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@flatearth
Bahaha you're right, those poor flatearthers would really believe there's mention of it in the Bible!

testing ,
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@kimby cannot follow you from kbin 😥 > hitting the button follow does not work

kimby ,
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@testing That's sad 😥

But it appears like you are following me from kbin

CyberCatBytes ,
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Unexpected con of living in a small town: Not being able to go outside high asf bc u might see someone u know & they'd 100% wanna talk w/ u for an absurd amount of time

CyberCatBytes OP ,
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I just wanna go get some chips man this SUCKS

btp ,
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I figured I'd be able to see my kbin microblog posts over on Mastodon, but I guess not lol.

btp OP ,
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Never mind, I'm a big dummy. I see this one, at least.

Sara21 ,

My Boyfriend's Journey to Satisfy Me in Bed

Hey fellow friends,

Let me f21 take you on a journey – a journey that's deeply personal and, I hope, relatable. It's about love, connection, and the intimate struggles that many of us encounter. So, here goes nothing.

Picture this: I'm head over heels for an incredible guy m32. Our connection transcends the ordinary – we get each other, laugh together, and share the highs and lows. But, there was a hiccup in our relationship that we couldn't ignore. Our intimate moments weren't what they used to be. His performance, or lack thereof, became a silent elephant in the room, casting a shadow over our once-passionate nights.

I'll be honest; it wasn't easy for either of us. Frustration, disappointment – you name it, we felt it. I craved the closeness we once had, the electrifying chemistry that left us breathless. And here's the real kicker – reaching that climax? Well, it became a distant memory, a yearning I couldn't ignore.

In the quest to revive our connection, I dove into the vast ocean of solutions out there. That's when I stumbled upon something different, something promising. A natural concoction that claimed to address the root cause of performance issues. Skeptical yet hopeful, I convinced my partner to give it a shot.

Now, let me tell you, it was like unlocking a whole new level of intimacy. His erections became not just firm, but impressively enduring. The change was more profound than I could have imagined. But here's the part that had me smiling from ear to ear – I, too, rediscovered the pleasure I thought was lost. That elusive climax, once an elusive dream, became a reality.

It's not just about physical satisfaction; it's about reconnecting on a level that goes beyond the surface. Our journey has been transformative, not just for him but for us as a couple. Now, our intimate moments are filled with passion, connection, and a newfound sense of fulfillment.

I get it – you're probably itching to know more about this mysterious elixir. I won't spill all the details here, but if you're genuinely curious, shoot me a message. I'm here to share, discuss, and answer any questions you may have. After all, these matters are personal, and I want to offer a safe space for those curious but not ready to shout it from the rooftops.

Relationships aren't always smooth sailing, but sometimes, a little boost is all you need to weather the storm. If you're on a similar journey or just curious about ours, let's chat. We're all in this together, navigating the intricate dance of love and desire.

Cheers to love, laughter, and nights that leave you utterly satisfied,

Sara

Seraph ,
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@Sara21 When he was your age you were 10 years old.

HarkMahlberg ,
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I know the game was basically released unfinished, but I think it's really strange that the only way to tax residential is by education level. I think they tried to equate education level with zoning density? I've noticed that the demand for various densities depends almost entirely on how many students at each education level you have: university students demand high density, college students demand low rent and mixed, high school demands medium density and row houses, etc.

Seems like it would make more sense to tax based on wealth (which the game tracks with Wretched, Poor, Comfortable, Wealthy) and/or the zoning density (Low, Row, Medium, Mixed, Low Rent, High). That would line up with real life a lot better, like income tax and real estate tax respectively.

HarkMahlberg OP ,
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It's a shame because the commercial, industrial, and office tax modifiers are super granular and based on the particular industry! I also love the "input-output-blackbox" diagram that shows what each industry needs in terms of resources for input - both tangible and intangible! - and what they provide as a product or service for output.

Arotrios ,
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"Fuck it" is the most powerful and subsequently destructive phrase in the English language, allowing one to ignore consequence in favor of pure action, with the tactic acceptance that you've likely released forces far beyond your control.

For a phrase with so much destructive potential, it's interesting to note that the root of the phrase goes back to sex, the act of creation, and even possibly love. Sex is the effort to produce a child, a force which will, whether you like it or not, grow beyond your control.

"Kill it" doesn't have the oomph. Why not, when it essentially speaks to the same destructive dynamic and disregard of consequence?

Because "kill it" invokes death, which is to put to rest. "Fuck it" invokes life, which is to spark chaos.

Virginicus ,
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@Arotrios One of my students once gave up on a physics lab report by writing “Nuke this” on his aborted data-analysis section. It was almost as effective.

HarkMahlberg ,
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You ever check your temperature and read 166 and go holy shit I'm gonna cook! Then you realize the thermostat is upside down and it's really 99.1.

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    HarkMahlberg ,
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    I realized there's a minor movie trope where characters misinterpret a typo or reference to something you the audience would recognize, but that misinformation is used as a lynchpin in the plot.

    Examples: Zardoz, the Wizard of Oz. Kragle, Krazy glue.

    What is this phenomenon called? And what are other examples?

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    yukichigai ,
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    When I think "Genesis/Mega Drive twang" I think Fatal Rewind, a.k.a. The Killing Game Show. Maybe there's a better game that shows off that signature sound, but I'd struggle to name it. Any ideas? Maybe The Ooze?

    https://youtu.be/wJAoZJEDeSs

    BaroqueInMind ,
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    Heavy Nova.

    HarkMahlberg ,
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    I have an idea for a game where the premise is to go from living paycheck to paycheck, to being a billionaire. I could include an in-game stock market, in-game jobs of various salaries and recreational activities, so you have to balance the amount of money you gain with how much you spend, and you have to upkeep your own physical and mental well being.

    I'd also have your expenses scale proportionately with your earnings, have your landlord raise your rent for no reason, have your job reduce your hours or cut your bonus, etc. The tutorials that tell you how to play the game are in-game items randomized in a loot box format, and you have to pay in-game currency to unlock them. But no matter how closely you follow the advice, no matter how many of them you unlock, and no matter how much grinding and climbing you do, you can never succeed. But then the kicker, I program in a microscopic chance that you start the game with $50 million dollars, and parents/lawyers who bail you out no matter how much you lose, such that you are guaranteed to eventually succeed.

    I wanna see A) how long it takes for regular people to figure out it's impossible to win, B) how long it takes for the randomly selected billionaires to brag how fast they could beat the game, and C) how long it takes for those people to collide.

    HarkMahlberg OP ,
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    Now I'm realizing this is just the Sims with extra steps.

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