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teft, in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology
@teft@startrek.website avatar

I read that as Intel the computer chip manufacturer and was so confused for a second.

Toes,

Yeah, I thought Putin double downed on some sort of cyber warfare.

roguetrick,

Rainbow tables are kinda passe nowadays no matter how big they are.

psycho_driver,

It’s the only kind of warfare Russia seems to be good at.

ApeNo1,

The table design does appear to be based on the old Socket 7 or Socket 8 Pentium CPU sockets.

FaceDeer, in Lasers won’t make noise and aren’t moving a physical mass that would create sound as it passes by.
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

A laser that is powerful enough to hurt a human target (especially a human target with body armor) is going to be powerful enough that it'll be ionizing the air to some degree. It'll be like a lightning bolt, there'll be flashes of light and sharp cracking sounds. That's also ignoring the fact that the random bits of terrain that the laser is hitting will also be exploding. Someone under "suppressing fire" from a laser weapon would be quite aware of the fact.

quicksand,

Also whatever you’re using to generate that much energy will make noise as well

merc,

Yes, but it might be a power plant hundreds of kms away.

Dimand,

The pure joy of putting a single joule of optical power into a sub nanosecond pulse.

For those not familiar with lasers, that’s a GW of instantaneous power that you can focus down to a micron sized spot.

youtu.be/Z1Xky_ermd4?si=1Luz0fuzm4kcwIwc

All that said, the successful laser weapons right now seem to all be anti drone/aircraft and they are typically using tracked CW (not pulsed) lasers with heating over time to avoid atmospheric lensing. Lots of challenges to overcome in getting pulsed energy a long way through air.

vivadanang,

I was wondering if we’d see pulsed lasers in anti-drone warfare… the power supply advantages aside, focusing on just the right point in time with the pulse seems hard.

Antimoon51,

It might be hard, but with the processing power we can fit into microchips these days I’d say we fixed harder problems already. I mean, the controller needs at least two cameras or another methode of locating the target and estimating the distance, but I’d guess we could completely get rid of time of flight calculations as the light pulse would be instant for that matter.

But again: I’m just guessing here

Socsa,

The hard part is predicting atmospheric effects to get the focus right. It’s basically impossible without some form of just in time compensation. One idea I’ve seen is that you fire a physical projectile and use that to calibrate the focal point at arbitrary distance, almost like a laser tracer.

Dimand,

It’s not easy but you can correct the atmosphere. This is done with guide stars and adaptive optics.

The bigger challenge is that for intense pulsed lasers, the standard laser profile causes them to self focus in air through nonlinear effects. To overcome this you need to make weird profiles like top hats that are much hard to get just right.

This is a fundamentally physical limitation that is pretty tricky to overcome.

Justas, in Vatniks be like, then f**k around and find out
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Russian tanks: was/were

MossyFeathers, in It astounds me that anyone thinks otherwise on Hamas.

That’s what I find insane. It’s like people have lost the ability to say, “what Israel is/was doing was fucked, but also fuck Hamas for mass murder and rape”. People get upset when you say, “I feel bad for the Israelis and Palestinians”. You’re either pro-hamas, anti-israel or pro-israel, anti-hamas. You’re either pro-palestine and anti-israel, or anti-palestine and pro-israel.

You know you can be sympathetic to the civilians on both sides and hate the extremists right?

Chariotwheel,

Yeah, it's one of those polarizing issues, where people on both sides decide that any opinion is binary and you either are all in for Israel or all in for Palestina and you can't have any empathy or understanding for both sides.

These past days people yelled at me in the fediverse that I chill for Israel's illegal occuption and also that I chill for Hamas and blame their atrocities on Israel. It's insane. You can hardly have any other opinion than either Israel all bad or Palestine all bad.

It's disgusting how many people on both sides support slaughtering civilians of the other side while at the same time saying that the other side are monsters for slaughtering civilians.

nottheengineer,

Welcome to modern politics, where the range of opinions that a person accepts is so small that it doesn’t overlap with the range that a person on the other side accepts.

If you have an opinion in the middle, everyone will just hate you and having a discussion is impossible.

JebKush,

I blame Western media’s fairness bias. Decades of pushing the idea that every issue has exactly two sides, no more and no less, and those sides are exactly opposite each other and fully equal.

Israel, represented by their hardline zionist governments, on one side. Palestine, represented by the hardline islamists of Hamas, on the other. Nothing exists off that axis, nothing exists between those poles but Enlightened Centrist fence sitters. Fairness.

cosmic_skillet,

The Israeli-Palestinian conflict has taken on symbolic importance to many people. In one sense whatever is going on there is not really important for most of the world. It’s some kind of internal conflict/civil war with essentially neighbors beating each other up. But it doesn’t really affect anyone else significantly. And yet everyone has a take on who is right and who is wrong and the thinking is very black and white and absolutist, even if you really don’t know what’s going on or the history behind it or the stakes.

Contrast this with other similar conflicts that most people have no opinion on. Like Ethiopia-Tigray or the ongoing civil war in Myanmar. Most people probably haven’t even heard of this stuff and have no clue as to who is fighting who. Hell, how many people had the barest inkling of who Hamas was a week ago. And now they feel they can take some absolute morally superior position on the issue.

It’s because the Israeli-Palestinian conflict has become symbolic of who you are. The other conflicts I mentioned have no symbolic meaning or importance to people outside those regions. The Ukraine war is another highly symbolic conflict and that’s why it’s often mentioned in the same breath, but the myriad of other ethnic conflicts going on throughout the world are ignored.

The power of symbolic positions is that they strongly ensure group cohesion. You wear these symbols on your chest like a medal or a placard. They superficially resemble personal opinions, but actually they’re badges of membership. Most people don’t actually think hard about these issues or try to understand deeply what’s going on. Instead they are told what to believe and what to say by people that they trust and identify with. Once it’s clear what the “correct” position is, people will wear it with pride.

Deeply thinking about a complex issue is extremely resource intensive and most people just don’t care that much. We also want to clearly delineate things into categories of good/bad. It’s a natural heuristic that feels good. Once you know a thing is “good” you cheer it on. If a thing is “bad” you loudly denounce it with your peers. If a big thing happens, but you don’t know if it’s good or bad then you feel uncomfortable mental dissonance. Big things can’t just be left in a state of psychological limbo. You need to decide if it’s good or bad. And so we do, collectively.

Aylex,

Doesn’t help that people conflate Hamas with Palestinian civilians.

benignintervention,

This is why I mostly stay out of that conversation. I don’t know enough about the history or politics or general demographics of the region to have an informed and nuanced perspective. I just know it’s not good

Blapoo,

What!? But! My brain! 2 things!? No . . . One thing! Only pro or anti! Cannot compute!! slams fists on keyboard

bingbong,

McConnell mode activated

😶… 😶…

Zekas,

And when you take that stance, you get called an enlightened centrist. I lack the words to express my frustration. Why is life so cheap to these people? Do they even fathom what’s being lost?

GiveMemes,

No, they don’t have any clue what’s being lost because they haven’t seen anything other than the flickering blue light of their computer monitor for the past 4 years.

The people least well adjusted (terminally online) are the ones online all the time upvoting and posting things and only generally interacting with others that are terminally online. This lack of interaction with other ideas leads to this radicalization and lack of care for others.

There’s no use in trying to convince the guy that hasn’t left mom’s basement in 6 years. What’s he gonna do? Get cheeto dust on me?

Epicurus0319, (edited )

That, or they’re college pseudointellectuals who have become so isolated from the world outside their campus and the surrounding neighborhood and are lied to so constantly about how the world works (as it’s an institution where ideas don’t have to be factual or practical in order to keep being taught) that they’ve been brainwashed into thinking those ideas are applicable to every current problem in existence and into always being contrarian and automatically disagreeing with everything the mainstream says.

mindbleach,

Reality is a team sport, to some people.

nuke, in It's even funnier the second time.

At times like this I like to look back and reflect on old vatnik cope and see just how far we’ve come.

Ah, this one really takes me back.

https://files.catbox.moe/bzhqev.jpg

TheRealLinga,

Thanks for the laugh!

eran_morad,

“People brought under the heel of russian empire and against whom Stalin committed genocide by starvation will surely greet us with flowers.”

768,

Genocidal/Politicidal history doesn’t predict political opposition though (e.g. Kazakhstan being struck by starvation campaigns as well, but juggling neutrality now)

clifftiger,
@clifftiger@feddit.de avatar

Remember that elderly women that offered seeds to russian soldiers “so that at least some sunflowers will grow where they are going to die”. I think that kind of counts as greeting with flowers?

Hazzia,

Oh my god how did I forget about sunflower grandma.

Imagine being a fresh-faced recruit to what you still believe to be a noble mission to liberate your own oppressed people. An easy mission at that - go in, march on Kyiv, overthrow the “nazi regime,” go home heroes. You show up, head held high, waiting for the cheers and thank-yous from those you think you’re here to protect. A sweet old lady walks up to you offering a gift! Sunflower seeds - peaceful, bright, lovely sunflower seeds. Then she says it. “At least some sunflowers will grow where you die.”

Absolutely pants-shitting.

Stuka, in The USS Every State In The Country

The USS US

Selmafudd,

Us sus?

doppelgangmember,

Always has been 👦 🔫 👩‍🚀

UrPartnerInCrime,

Wow I just realized us makes up us. Crazy how words be sometimes

First,

That’s because of the way it is.

buddhabound,

USS Healthcare for All

3ntranced,

so THATS where the budget went

Taleya, in Vatniks be like, then f**k around and find out

Send in the Asexuals, they do NOT fuck around

LucyLastic,

This joke is fantastic :-)

Hegar, (edited ) in Please see the chart

Among the other crimes of this piece of nonsense: axes should have meanings.

You can't just put random words on a page and pretend it's a graph.

The "fuck around" axis has only one example of fucking around ("americans among hostages") the rest is just a list of US military movements.

The items on the "find out" axis don't happen in that order and they happen independent of the items on the "fuck around" axis.

verity_kindle,

This isn’t statistics class, though, this is smoking in the courtyard of the crusty old dorms, behind the math building.

deleted, (edited )

Well, behind the math building doesn’t mean you leave math behind.

I demand copy_of_rawdata3 (1) (Autorecoverd).xlsx or it didn’t happen.

fluke,
@fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

What do you mean “axes should have meanings”? Bro it’s just a thing for cutting wood! You ever split a log? Me neither.

Hegar,

You ever split a log?

Nope but a split a sin and that's how I got 2 cos

atrielienz, (edited )

Axis. As in y axis and X axis. That’s all I have to add to this.

Pelicanen,

It was a joke, referring to that axes could either be the plural of axis or the plural of axe.

itsgroundhogdayagain, in Which one of you was this?

I fully support him in his efforts. if people are going to donate their money to such a sus story, let him spend their money. a fool and his money are soon parted.

BeigeAgenda,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Definitely a fool, the correct drug would be cannabis.

Rai,

MDMA is the most euphoric I’ve ever felt. Just pure insane bliss.

Weed just gives me intense anxiety.

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

Try different strains.

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

I don't think they enjoy being strained.

Rai,

100% of the time I mention this, that’s the advice I’ve gotten. I have tried like 20 strains, edibles, oil, shatter, you name it. I used to smoke every day.

Now no matter what I smoke, anxiety. Sometimes it’s just a little and I have a good time anyway. Sometimes I’m not getting enough air when I breathe and I’m going to pass out and everything I say is the dumbest thing anyone has ever said in history.

Not worth the gamble anymore. I’m cool with rolling every few months and delicious delicious adderall. And too much beer, which is the worst habit one can have, honestly.

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, no offense meant, and I do apologize for the glib brevity there. Good on ya for avidly seeking solutions ✊🏽 Stay happy, find your best life! 🤗✨

Rai,

Oh you’re all good! I always expect to hear then when I mention the anxiety hahaha

I still give it a go every so often. It’s always best when I can go be active in nature, and worst when I sit at home and try to do… anything or nothing.

I miss how awesome it made some music, and getting to blasted I would watch a whole movie, love it, and forget it the next day. Double movie enjoyment!

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

I feel ya there, 100%! Frankly, I feel the same with psilocybin; active in the world, away from people and obvious aspects of civilization. Get out of my own head and up with the birds in the branches & clouds. 🤙🏼

Rai,

It’s been soooo long. I should eat some golden teachers soon.

grysbok,
@grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Silly nosy question: what do you get out of Adderall? I’m prescribed ADHD meds and don’t get any recreational benefit from it, so I’m just curious what I’m missing out on.

Rai,

Ask away!

When I take adderall, I usually take 10mg or so. It makes me much more productive than I usually am. I have a giant list of projects that I want to do, but normally I just… don’t do them because of the effort involved.

Or I start something and love it, then the next day I just kinda forget about it. It helps me make progress on my 1,000 Steam games I never play. I’ll actually sit down for a few hours and play a game, THE SAME GAME even.

Last time I had some, I set up my mini server! She’s amazing. Next time I have some, I’m either going to reformat my main game computer, reformat the VR machine that’s been sitting in the living room for months and set that up, or learn UNRAID and set up my big server I have all of the parts and HDDs for. That’s been under the couch for like six months now.

…when I write it out like that, I should prooooobably talk to a doctor.

grysbok, (edited )
@grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Sounds like you use it for about the same reason I do.

Talk to a doctor! I found it much less stressful than I expected it to be. I started meds last year and my consult and check-ins have been all online. The biggest problem has been, ironically, remembering to take my meds constantly consistently.

I’m a serial hobby-starter, but not a project-finisher.

dangblingus,

If you have ADHD, stimulants regulate you. If you don’t have ADHD, stimulants…stimulate you. Adderall is an amphetamine, so people without attention deficit disorders basically get a light meth high from it.

jose1324,

That’s not how weed works

Colour_me_triggered,

Some budding PhD candidates in pharmaceutical botany downvoting you I see. But for what it’s worth you are absolutely correct.

newIdentity,

Cannabis is pretty lame and I hate hate the come up. It only makes me tired.

To be fair: the MDMA come up is worse

Daisyifyoudo,

Not necessarily disagreeing with you, but nowadays there’s thousands of different types, and hundreds of different modes, and they all are reactively different.

Gabu,

All drugs suck and are made for losers, anyway…

newIdentity, (edited )

This guy never smoked, drank alcohol or drank anything with caffeine including green tee or cola

Or they just called themself a loser which isn’t that uncommon

Gabu,

I don’t smoke, nor drink alcohol and avoid coffee and tea, you’re right.

PugJesus, in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

One dreads the recoil.

NounsAndWords,

I’m more concerned about the heat

SheDiceToday,

One round shouldn’t be that bad. This is a future feature the people will pay for!

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Does one?

candyman337,

It’ll make your prostate explode in multiple ways!

saltnotsugar,

The soldier died.

“That’s bad!”

But he nutted quite strongly before the end.

“That’s good!”

InfiniteStruggle,

Is this a reference to that selena gomez skit?

psmgx,

Yes.

And by yes I mean no. Simpsons Halloween episode reference

teft,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

Explode in ecstasy.

JoYo,
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

If they switched to PCP .25 they could make this fully auto and legal.

troglodytis,

One pays extra for the recoil.

mindbleach,

Two, as well.

sir_pronoun, in Which one of you was this?

Give him some fake guns, more MDMA and fake attackers. Then let’s sell this to Netflix

conc,

There has to be a better option to go with fake guns and fake attackers than mdma.

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

Vapo-rub and festies?

flamingo_pinyata,

It would certainly be an interesting show watching an armed man in a forest coming up to attackers and trying to hug them, telling how much he loves them and making friends.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Tropic thunder got this covered

Honytawk,

Sequel to Cocaine bear: Molly Commando

JebanuusPisusII, in It's time to throw in the towel everyone. We're never going to be able to top the Russian army

Seeing all the videos on how russian soldiers are treated by their superiors, was the AFU vehicle just a plausible deniability?

verity_kindle,

That’s a good point. He could have been fragged or set up for a own goal. It probably wouldn’t be difficult. Tell him it’s safe and send him out after a bender?

skillissuer,
@skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

could be also a translation issue as “mine” and “mortar bomb” are the same word in russian

verity_kindle,

Really or truthy/funny?

corrupts_absolutely,

mortar in russian is called minethrower

verity_kindle,

Sposiba!

skillissuer,
@skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

real, context would clarify it

theodewere,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

what's important is the fact that both explanations are perfectly plausible given the current state of the Russian military

TAG,

You forgot the third, less plausible explanation: General was talking shit about Putin, did not realize that Vladimir Vladimirovich is always listening.

starbreaker,
@starbreaker@kbin.social avatar

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    @Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

    1847: Mexican–American War: On two occasions, Lieutenant Colonel Braxton Bragg (later a Confederate general) survived an attempt on his life when an artillery shell exploded under his bed.

    Twice?

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  • theodewere,
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    i guess that deserves a promotion

    rtxn, in I own a P90 for homeworld defense because that's what Colonel O'Neill intended

    I have two things to say.

    • When Schrödinger was present in the SGC (season 3, when they dealt with the Tollan), the standard issue service weapon was still the MP5. The P90 was only introduced around the middle of season 4.
    • I don’t think I can make fun of trekkies being obsessed with their trivia anymore.
    FartsWithAnAccent,
    @FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

    You can make fun of anything if you try hard enough!

    Transporter_Room_3,
    @Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

    Luckily p90s were issued before the Tollan were wiped out by Tanith.

    So theoretically it’s possible, but only technically. I got the feeling they didn’t visit the SGC after they left except the two other times we see them. During O’Neill’s “rebel” phase to expose Maybournes’ off world shenanigans, and the very episode where they end.

    I might be a bit of a Stargate nerd… And I can’t even make fun if star trek nerds either because I’m one of those, too…

    FreshLight, in JONG-UUUUUN, WHERE IS THE AMMUNITION?

    Before I understood the headline I was about to comment “Isn’t almost every ammunition lethal?”

    BleatingZombie,

    All except verbal ammunition. That only hurts on the inside

    Kusimulkku,

    Words are like bullets

    https://files.catbox.moe/enb1rh.jpg

    IkarusHagen2,
    @IkarusHagen2@feddit.de avatar

    I need more boolets

    EmoDuck,

    It can be lethal to a friendship

    nuke, in happy extremely belated 10th birthday company of heroes 2

    I knew all bets were off when the freaking geniuses dug trenches in irradiated soil

    CJOtheReal,

    Not just radioactive soil, literally in the red zone of Chernobyl in a forest, you cant get more radioactive unless you dig a trench in the Elefants foot directly.

    mykneedoesnthurt,
    @mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social avatar

    is this a madman strategy?

    SpicyPeaSoup,
    @SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social avatar

    You see Ivan, enemy not of charge our trench when we dig in elephant's foot.

    TheBlue22,

    Funny thing is, game called STALKER is very popular in Russia, and as anyone who ever played it can say: we stay the fuck away from the Red Forest unless completely necessary

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