Saneless,

What an insecure aged boy Musk is

MercuryUprising,

He’s showing us how much smarter he is than the rest of us and why he deserves the billions he has.

Saneless,

I wish this place had a sarcasm font so it doesn’t seem like someone is actually dense but instead is being quite funny. So hard to tell these days

Butters,
@Butters@lemmywinks.com avatar

You really need a font to detect that as sarcasm?

Saneless,

Sadly these days, it’s too real a statement for someone

ChaoticNeutralCzech,
@ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de avatar

this place

We should have implemented a sarcasm flag in the English language, like in Lojban, where unmarked jokes, sarcasm and offhand remarks are syntactically incorrect. However, English is a natural language undergoing evolution and generally does not conform to new prescriptive rules.

varikvalefor,

We should have implemented a sarcasm flag in the English language, […]

.i ma nibli

What logically necessitates?

relevantnanana,
@relevantnanana@lemmy.world avatar

I’m just imagining Kramer’s apartment inChicken Roaster.

betterdeadthanreddit,

It’d be a real shame if any of those neighbors snuck onto the roof and did some unauthorized remodeling of their own.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,
@ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de avatar

In the US, you would get arrested or shot before meaningfully changing the symbol. In the Czech Republic, an artist group did just about that on the president’s residency and faced no charges.

https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2025/2226042352_ae259fdf39.jpg

betterdeadthanreddit,

Just bring a clipboard and reflective vest, nobody will bother you. It’s like a cheat code for unauthorized access.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,
@ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de avatar

Standard r/ActLikeYouBelong stuff

That’s basically what the artist group did. They pretended to be construction workers on the scaffolding (including hard hats), turning the ❤ into a ❓by adding a lamp and covering the left half.

They also pretended to be electric repairmen, replacing pedestrian traffic light symbols with people in weird positions (peeing or tripping), and as roof tilers at Prague Castle again, replacing the 100-year-old presidential flag with a pair of giant red shorts to caricature our then-president’s pro-Russian views and shamelessness. Very cool and chaotic neutral, which I approve. (Username czechs out)

betterdeadthanreddit,

If it’s stupid and it works, it’s not stupid. Interesting stuff in that wiki article and a ballsy move with the faked nuke video. That’s not something I’d want to have to defend in court, particularly if people think it’s real and injure themselves or others in a panic. Anyone seeking to follow in their footsteps should pay attention to the old advice: Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,
@ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de avatar

Unlike first world countries, our citizens never received training on how to act in case of nuclear blast. There are bunkers but few people know where they are and how to access one, and nobody has any in their backyard. We have sirens that officials could use to broadcast emergency messages and tell people what to do but they obviously weren’t activated. So the only thing that happened was several distressed old people calling the station.

Tbh the camera was asking to be hacked. Somehow they knew that its broadcast equipment was in an insufficiently secured building and the connection between the camera and transmitter was unencrypted, plain old PAL video. For the hack, they only needed to capture some normal video from the cam or film a nearby location, edit it, store it on a portable video player (they used a laptop with perhaps a video-out peripheral but most digital cameras from back then will do), gain entry to the facility, connect the player, and use a portable analog TV and ordered list of cycled-through locations in the Panorama program to press play at the right moment. About as technically advanced as something I could do if I had the balls, lol. Needless to say, all remote cameras were upgraded to digital soon after that.

betterdeadthanreddit, (edited )

Pretty cool, nice to know that it at least gave the people in charge a reason to make some upgrades. As for the panic thing, I was thinking more about the actions of those who would take it at face value and try to “settle some scores” or raid the local Wal-Mart supermarket before the next bombs fell on their heads. We’ve got a lot of people and there’s a percentage of the population who will choose to do the dumbest possible thing at the drop of a hat.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )
@ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de avatar

The artists did have the courtesy of including their URL at the bottom of the screen so people who knew about the Internet knew it was fake. Also if the sirens did not activate on their way to the supermarket (don’t say Walmart if you mean a general supermarket pls), they would reconsider. Anyway, not many people actually watch a program that is literally just mountain panoramas and weather information, the geopolitical situation was quite stable back then, and anyone with a bit of common sense would realize that the Giant Mountains would not be a prime target for any attack.

betterdeadthanreddit,

I went with Wal-Mart specifically to paint a picture of the faulty decision-making in the scenario, figured its infamy would still work internationally but I’ve edited the previous comment. Part of it was misremembering the setting of the 2004 “Dawn of the Dead” remake but that took place in a mall like the original. The past few years (and, to be honest, most of the ones before that) have shaken my confidence in the idea of common sense around here as well.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,
@ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de avatar

Why the downvotes? It’s true. It does not work all the time (taking down Elon’s “𝕏” is too daring) but you can avoid suspicion 90% of the time. That’s how I stole neodymium magnets from a public noticeboard using a reflective vest, a random timetable printout and a screwdriver. (They had switched to glued-on notices anyway so the magnets were left unused in a corner, and playing with magnets makes my inner kid happy.)

betterdeadthanreddit,

Somebody’s mad at me so they’ve been going through my profile and voting a bunch of comments down to zero / slightly negative (or as close as they can get with ~30 accounts).

You know, like an adult does.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

All Elon has to do is… nothing. He doesn’t have to come up with ‘hilarious’ tweets, he doesn’t have to make an everything app, he doesn’t need to run any of his companies. He could retire right now and just do whatever he felt like in his private life.

But he’s such a needy little attention whore that he won’t do that.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,
@ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de avatar

If he does not want to be in charge of a non-profitable company, why bring the responsibility upon himself? Oh yes, because Tesla is involved in scandals and any investment is better than that.

BurtReynoldsMustache,

You’re saying all that as if he couldn’t have done the very same thing like 25 years ago back in the 90s. Technically, he never had to become an “entrepreneur” in the first place… daddy’s apartheid emerald mine gave him a cushy little trust fund to live off for the rest of his life without anyone ever knowing anything about him. But sadly, he’s a spoiled little bitch who throws a tantrum when the media spotlight is off him for longer than 5 minutes.

Kinyutaka,

It is hard to come up with a better metaphor for a pathological need for attention than a 20 foot tall icon, shining brighter than the sun, and strobing into elderly people’s apartments.

popemichael,
@popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

He just Musk’d up the neighborhood.

He’s worse than a Spaceball

CaptainHowdy,

Why is everything Elon does, or by extension Twitter, newsworthy? I’m so sick of hearing about this fucker every day.

chrischryse,

He wants attention cuz daddy no longer gives him it

MercuryUprising,

Is daddy what he calls Grimes?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s because his daddy is giving it to his step-daughter.

BloodForTheBloodGod,

People down voting you don’t know that Musks dad is fucking his now pregnant step sister that he raised (groomed) since she was a child.

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Jfc. What a shit show In case anyone needs a source:

independent.co.uk/…/elon-errol-musk-children-step…

some_guy,

As I clicked to load comments, I thought to myself that there hasn’t been a single article that presented anything he’s done with Twitshit as positive. I wondered if that’s bias or whether he’s fucked up on every change. But you’re right. I’m ready to stop hearing about it. It sucks when children are billionaires.

octoperson,

The only thing he’s ever really been good at is getting attention. And fair play to him - here we are talking about him

PlantJam,

I’m really looking forward to having content filter options. I don’t want to block technology or news, I just want to filter out anything that mentions Twitter, Elon, Musk, and quite a few other key words. I think connect for lemmy has this option, I just couldn’t stand the UI.

FinalRemix,

What do you recommend in place of Connect?

PlantJam,

I’m using jerboa until boost for lemmy comes out.

FinalRemix,

I just reinstalled it. Works great, and I can actually see my inbox!

SasquatchBanana,

Because Twitter is something many people use and is part of our lives. The terms tweet and retweet is in our lexicon and a lot of breaking news appear on twitter. It’s clearly important to us and as evidenced by Mastodon, Blue Sky, and Threads, we humans want a form of twitter. I agree and it has some utilitarian use. There’s something “internety” about short blips of info with quick vids if necessary that anyone can access.

It may not seem important, but with Google trying to push DRM browsing, their search algo shitting itself, reddit crapping itself, Youtube being Youtube, etc. the old internet as we knew it is dying. The old internet being the free one we knew that wasn’t centralized, full of forums, and felt a different kind of alive. I think that’s why the news for Twitter is important.

Now, do we need to know about the people complaining about the X sign? Maybe not, i kind of don’t think so, but it is nice to have a record of it for future reference. It most likely didn’t need to reach my all/local page but people upvoted it.

elbarto777, (edited )

" X user @itsmefrenchy123 said they would be “LIVID” over the bright logo, imagining it “right across from your bedroom”. "

No! It’s a twitter user. Not an X user. Don’t give that clown the satisfaction.

Edit: On the other hand, you all make very good points.

Dark_Blade,
@Dark_Blade@lemmy.world avatar

I’d say it’s better if we just stop caring. If he wants to lose Twitter’s brand equity so bad, why don’t we let him?

ChaoticNeutralCzech,
@ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de avatar

How about calling it ex-Twitter?

Tygr,

Ten.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

No. Bad lemming. 🔫

ChaoticNeutralCzech,
@ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de avatar

I finally got your joke. It’s a reference to Apple’s futile efforts to make everyone say “O-S-Ten” instead of “O-S-X”.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

I’m all for calling it X.

Twitter is dead. Calling it X will drive that home.

Also, Twitter has amazing brand equity. Much of Twitter’s value was the brand. If this idiot is dumb enough to throw that away, I’ll gladly help him burn money.

Wirrvogel,
@Wirrvogel@feddit.de avatar

feddit.de/post/1985167

Looking at the sign in daylight drives that home too.

Butters,
@Butters@lemmywinks.com avatar

God that’s hideous.

ImplyingImplications,

Calling it X literally ruins billions of dollars in branding. Don’t stop your enemy while they’re making a mistake

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Brand X is the most appropriate name for that site.

LightDelaBlue,
@LightDelaBlue@lemmy.world avatar

its gone btw.

avater,
@avater@lemmy.world avatar

ah our dayli reminder that Musk is a cunt that does not care about other people…

dreadedsemi, (edited )

That’s very annoying sign. Why it has to pulsate? That company should be fined.

fiat_lux,

It what?

glowing, pulsing and strobing

Holy shit. It cycles through a bunch of animation presets like a giant fucking set of high beam Christmas lights or a modded out Nissan Z.

In not even going to link a video, because it comes dangerously close to the photosensitive seizure threshold in some parts. Also because the video was in a tweet.

joe, (edited )
@joe@lemmy.world avatar

was in a tweet

I doubt that’s what they’re officially called anymore. No idea what Musk thinks they should be called now. X-cretions?

ChaoticNeutralCzech,
@ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de avatar

Xeets. About as thoughtful as the logo.

joe,
@joe@lemmy.world avatar

That name only makes sense because they used to be called “tweets”. I thought Elon was intentionally purging all the bird-stuff.

Smiling_Fanatic,

Pronounced skeets

bluejay,
@bluejay@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Isn’t that Blue Sky?

Setarkus,

I love that name, I’ll call it that from now on and see if it catches on

Ecksell,

I saw somewhere they are trialing renaming Tweets to Posts

can,

Devoid of any personality.

mundane,

Xcrements

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

He was asked that and said they’re called Xs now. Yes, it’s incredibly stupid.

reflex,
@reflex@kbin.social avatar

Why it has to pulsate?

The neighbors.

fossage_RACHE2jonah,
Snapz,

This, like the rest of it, is on purpose. He wants to create a “they are hostile to me in SF despite my desire to stay in the city, so I will now relocate Twitter to Texas”. Ultimately, he wants to destroy Twitter as it was previously a place used to organize movements (Arab spring, Saudis are #2 investor in Twitter behind musk) and amplify information about the embarrassing failures and crimes of fascists like him. Destroy the validity (and even basic functionality) of the site, and less people hear those messages.

Chronically-divorced megalomaniac coward who’s daddy didn’t/doesn’t love him.

Zahille7,

His dad was the first one to prove they weren’t a poor South African family because Elon, in his infinite assheadedness, put up a bounty for people to claim he wasn’t actually a poor.

yuki2501,
@yuki2501@lemmy.world avatar

Why doesn’t it surprise me that Elon didn’t give a shit about his neighbors?

30isthenew29,

He a narcissist.

billiam0202,

It’s not like a man who got rich off slave labor mining for emeralds would have compassion for other people, right?

AllonzeeLV,

Libertarians think it’s their sacred duty to be belligerently annoying with their property as possible.

Literally had one tell me that defending property rights is a stronger moral imperative than helping someone dying of thirst the other day.

That would of course change the moment they were the thirsty ones.

Eldritch,

You are absolutely spot on when it comes to right wing neo-libertarians. But off base when it comes to actual libertarians. And you can use this small point to infuriate any Rothbard acolyte you come across. If you suggest that they aren’t libertarian, and instead just deeply selfish. Having that fact pointed out. Will wound them on a deep personal and emotional level. Because they’ve built their life around having plausible deniability for being assholes.

Actual left libertarians tend prioritize the freedom of everyone. Not just themselves and their property. Many left libertarians refrain from voting out of principle and not just laziness. Voting for something, no matter how much they like it. Could negatively impact someone else’s freedom. The anarchist end get pretty squirrely sometimes still. But on the whole they’re not all that bad. Nothing like their pretend right wing counterpart.

TheAndrewBrown,
@TheAndrewBrown@lemmy.world avatar

Wasn’t that logo supposed to be temporary? Sure doesn’t seem temporary if they’re installing a sign on the offices.

instamat,

Yep, that’s what he said, but that was an out so he could reverse course if the criticism was too loud

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Another day, another publicity stunt.

I think stunts worked out well for Musk’s image initially because he was seen as “Iron Man IRL” and his… widely imaginative ideas were seen as genius and innovative.

However, as his current image has now become “middle schooler in a grown man’s body with way too much money”, all of his stunts only reinforces that image into his descent into the butt of the joke. He of course, doesn’t seem to understand that and only looks to double down.

It’s good that we’re all sick of hearing about him at this point, because that’s the reputation a person like him deserves.

Valmond,

It feels more and more like a cry of help “Look at me! Please look at me!”

So boring urgh

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

He’s always been like that. You just never noticed it until the illusion shattered to reveal the terrible person behind it.

This is also the reason why even smart people fall for scams too. People are emotional and only see what they want to see.

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