tweeks,

Can I select all races?

kamehameherp,

Why do i hear rumbling

STUPIDVIPGUY,

yeah im gonna have to go with the human race

hesusingthespiritbomb,

The result would be a genocide, but this time you can identify the jews by not having a star of david anywhere on their body.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Guess I’m post-racism because my first thought was “mosquitoes”.

SuperSaiyanSwag,

Mine was NASCAR

Woht24,

Aren’t you fucking enlightened.

HonoraryMancunian,

…race of mosquitoes?

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

After some research prompted by your comment I think my French/ignorance might be showing, as the correct word would be species.

BluesF,

Is the word for race & species in French the same? Just trying to understand the mix-up!

Obi, (edited )
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

No I don’t even really have that excuse because we do have the word “espèce” which would be the direct translation of species, but I think in every day language people would use them a bit interchangeably. For example also breeds of dogs we call races.

yukichigai,
@yukichigai@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Fuck yeah Mosquito Genocide crew!

Atlas_,

I vote to be rid of rat race

AllHailTheSheep,

my choice would prob be a 15k. at that point I’ll just do a half marathon, thanks.

teuast,

how about the Abu Dhabi Tour? A week-long stage race on the least interesting terrain on the planet. The first stage frequently has a finishing straight that’s 60k long.

Persen,

No offense to chinease people, but I would say them, because their economy could starve everybody else.

smollittlefrog,

If you’re worried about Chinese economy damaging your own, just stop trading with China.

Oh wait, your economy depends on forced cheap labour

jarfil,

No problem, India has more slaves people already anyway.

MindSkipperBro12,

Sweatshops are unironically a good thing for developing nations, it helped develop China and soon with Southeast Asia.

SpoopyKing,

What if, instead of a tattoo, everyone who voted just becomes that race?

The logistics would be tricky. Aside from the fact that race doesn’t exist, people within an ethnicity don’t all look the same. And would they still have the background of however they were originally born?

jarfil,

Just make them look and sound as whatever stereotype they have for that race.

I’d watch that.

desconectado,

That reminds me of a discussion with someone who thought Hispanics can’t be white, I was like, have you ever seen seen a Spaniard?

TheEighthDoctor,

I think they would say, “Ok you all voted for synonyms of human race so lets start the killing”

ILikeBoobies,

Chinese would probably vote Japanese

China’s neighbours would for China

Majority white and black would vote for each other

And nothing we didn’t already know would be revealed

Also when an advanced race capable of killing the entire species says “you must” do something then I don’t think it’s racist to vote and I don’t think saying “none” is allowed because it defeats the purpose of the experiment

GiveMemes,

You really think the majority wouldn’t vote for “none”, given it’s an option?

Even if one were to think practically about it (if we all vote none, they won’t share the tech or whatever, for the sake of they hypothetical), wouldn’t most people just choose a super small ethnic group?

Like sorry Inuits, hate to say it but y’all shoulda tried imperialism lmao

ChexMax,

Right, that’s what I was thinking : just try to pick the smallest race. I’m guessing the majority would try to do the same thing. Obviously you have people who hate other races, but I’m hoping that even if 30% have the same idea, maybe it limits casualties… unless we’re all allowed to Google though, I’m guessing most of us have different guesses as to what the smallest race is

jarfil,

The smallest race is “human”.

If the aliens were to go through with actually eliminating the most voted “race”, they’d wipe out everyone.

Meowoem,

I feel like sensible votes wouldn’t matter there are two many racists, it comes down to who the biggest population blocks are most racist against - and what counts as a race, like if it’s from a list of like five or six races then it’ll be different to having French and German rather than just European

ILikeBoobies,

I’m saying none wasn’t given as an option so it should be assumed to not be

People have to be aware of the small ethnicity so it’s going to vary by person

GiveMemes,

In the meme it says none is a choice tho

ILikeBoobies,

Rip I missed that

I read it as isn’t

SmoothIsFast,

Based on the way the meme plays off, the only practical way to get the tech would show you value life over technology, hence the option for none, if it’s not a consensus for none how could you expect that species to act responsible with the tech and hence the tattooing and leaving.

FUBAR,

Neither Chinese nor Japanese are a race. They’re the same race with different nationality

Kase,

I feel like a lot of us (myself included) would vote for things that aren’t races because we don’t understand the difference

garden_boi,

Maybe the whole concept of “human races” is unscientific anyways?

jarfil,

Inconceivable! Have you never seen a Chihuahua and a Doberman, or an American and… uh… bigfoot? fairies?.. yeah, that, tooth fairies! 🙈

Kase,

Good point. And aliens would probably come up with different “groups” anyway lol

ILikeBoobies,

There are a lot of people that treat it as such but if we tell them all SEA people are the same then I guess they would vote black

JackbyDev,

Well, if “none” wins then no one is killed and you get no technology. That’s my interpretation at least.

SmoothIsFast,

Based on the fact they tattoo your answer afterwards, the only way you would have gotten technology is by voting none in a consensus showing you value life over technology, therefore your more likely to be responsible with it, vote on anything other than none and you have voided your ability to be responsible hence no technology. The fact this is not a more common interpretation is honestly disheartening.

JackbyDev,

By interpretation I just mean if I was there and I was assuming the aliens weren’t lying about their intentions that’s how I would take “none”.

SmoothIsFast,

And I’m saying how that being such a common interpretation is disheartening. It should be more apt to apply that any sufficiently advanced being is going to value harmony not disorder which would lead to instability and eventual collapse, hence why it would be an apt litmus test to see if a society would be capable of responsibly utilizing any of their technology. The fact so many are just like “well I like tech” and someone’s gonna say a group so I should say a small minority is extremely sad to see being a common take. I would hope more would recognize the implications behind such an ask, but I guess in this small sample size that’s not the case.

JackbyDev,

Idk dude, I was raised Christian. I’m used to sufficiently advanced beings having totally arbitrary and often cruel intentions under the guise of being good.

SmoothIsFast,

I mean I had to deal with all the bs indoctrination of Christianity when I was growing up, but I definetly wouldn’t assign those barbaric constraints as the motive behind a highly advanced alien species, religion was a blight from power hungry authoritarian people in the past. As I’ve stated I don’t believe a society which has not mastered harmony with its own species and planet as capable to be that advanced. A greedy authoritarian society will tear itself apart before it ever reaches a “highly advanced” society. You could commit genocide and given enough time different races will be born again, bringing you into a repeating cycle of chaos. Look at how unstable any extremely religious area is on earth, you think that’s going to create advanced societies? I sure as hell don’t nor would I attribute such nonsense to a being capable of traversing the universe, one who understands the principles of physics and can unify them with the quantum mechanics is not going to assign unkowns to a god, they would investigate the mechanisms behind them and try to define them. That’s a step above what we have rationally discovered and I don’t attribute religion to rational beings, it’s completely at odds.

JackbyDev,

But why would you not just take something someone tells you at face value? Besides, believing that interstellar beings are perfect and therefore lying about doing a thing you believe is bad is classic religious thinking.

Smoogs,

that is kind of what is happening anyways. At best the aliens just provided an intermission.

kamen,

That might be kind of convenient actually - racist assholes of all colours will label themselves and probably kill eachother while (hopefully) most of the population’s foreheads will read “None”.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think this is likely unless if none is the most voted option none gets killed. But if one always gets killed then there will be lots of campaigning and manipulating for certain votes. And the past years have shown people will fall for it.

AeroLemming,

If voting is mandatory, the most ethical thing to do would be to figure out which race has the least amount of people. Instead of killing millions of people, you could probably get it down to a few dozen or hundred. Of course, nobody dies either way and the mark would show that you tried to do the right thing.

jarfil,

which race has the least amount of people

The “human” race.

There are no races of humans, “human” is the race.

AeroLemming,

So I guess racial discrimination can’t be a thing if we’re all one race, right?

Stop trying to change the well-known and accepted definition of race. It doesn’t achieve anything.

jarfil,

Calling ethnic discrimination “racial”, doesn’t make ethnicities into races.

well-known and accepted definition of race

That in itself, is racist.

Feel free to learn more: en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Race_(human_categorization)

pinkdrunkenelephants,

I would 100% read this book

Evotech,

I’m wait for the Netflix show

Dozzi92,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

They will release one episode a month to milk your $99 per month introductory rate. The runtime will be 21 minutes with 39 minutes of ads interspersed.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

And then we will pirate it and once again experience joy

Dozzi92,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

I’m halfway there, except my wife wants me to procure nonsense shows, and so I’m stuck between supporting Netflix or supporting my wife’s love for trash TV.

1847953620,

Tell her pirates don’t tend to have bad taste in shows

1847953620,

ew

Damaskox,
@Damaskox@kbin.social avatar

Interesting!

Could be a fun read if it became a book!

Evilsmiley,

Everyone who chose to purge the aliens are going to start a goddamn crusade

TrickDacy, (edited )

I blocked the 4chan assholes multiple times yet they still make it to my feed

Edit: maybe you downvoters can explain what there is about 4chan to not-hate?

far_university1990,
TrickDacy,

Fair enough, but 2010 was a long time ago

Krauerking,

Hey I’ll downvotes you too and explain a little.

First of all, not helpful to any conversation. You just want to announce to everyone your personal issues. Cool. No one cared. Downvotes.

Secondly. There is plenty to hate about 4chan but why curated snippets? It’s an old school anonymous forum that is chaos trapped in a site. In all of that is occasionally interesting discussions, art, and insightful looks at the human condition. And racism and horribleness.
It’s Like saying you hate corn so you don’t drink any juice, don’t use gasoline, don’t drink vodka or whiskey. It’s a lot of things, but here someone has curated a snippet of the chaos they found interesting. It no longer is 4chan but just a piece of something.
If you don’t like this idea then sure whatever but it’s no more 4chan than this is a text to you.

This is a conversation starter.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Nah, it’s still a part of 4chan whether you think it’s interesting or not.

Krauerking,

Yeah and ethanol is basically corn on the cob and Caitlyn Jenner is still Bruce. Nothing ever changes and everything is exactly what it was. That’s why you are just a clump of cells with only a mouth and and asshole apparently.

TrickDacy,

Your analogy is trash.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Oh really? That screenshot is not a 4chan post? Where did it come from, then?

Krauerking,

Yeah I’m not gonna fight with you just because you want it. Your demons are yours. I don’t want any part.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Upvoted, that’s exactly what I want, thank you. Go away now

Karyoplasma,

Humans are deuterostomes, so if you go further back, the first hole that forms from a zygote will later be the asshole.

Krauerking,

Thank you! I couldn’t remember if people started out as just assholes, but I thought they did, but I went a bit further into the development of the zygote figured it was about the same. It’s a much better burn when I actually remember that.

Always fun when you got to remember advanced biology throwing out insults that can get you punched in the face.

oldGregg,

So?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

It’s what was up for dispute, pay attention

oldGregg,

Says who?

TrickDacy,

No, it’s just 4chan. If it was ever published to 4chan, it is forever associated with the worst part of humanity. Full stop.

You like that. Cool.

I say fuck that.

Also your analogy is shit.

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