jesterraiin,

After the Pandemics I believe nothing and trust noone.

This comedy-drama is all the proof I need that this world isn’t real.

brainfreeze,

It all started with Harambe. A series of events each more ridiculous than the last. At what point will they finally realize it’s all fake? Tune in next week for the next thrilling installment!

limeaide,

I don’t necessarily subscribe to this idea, but everything seems to ridiculous to me at this point. Idk how to explain it, but I feel like there was a big change in reality. Everything is so different than it used to be. Not sure if it’s just me aging and being more conscious of certain things, or if there was actually a change.

Things are off and idk how to explain it

brainfreeze,

There was a comment a few years ago, during the height of Trump and COVID, that basically said “You all remember when that Large Hadron Collider experiment went off and they said it was totally okay? You sure about that?”

I think it hits the same idea you’ve got. And I know this is crazy, but several years back (at a completely different time), I had the same feeling you’re describing. I woke up with the feeling like there’d been a switch thrown and now reality was on a different track

railsdev,

I’ve always toyed around with the idea that we are living in a simulation but it was just that — an idea.

But lately? Some days I feel like I’ve been asleep for weeks and haven’t woken up. Other days it feels like the world around me was generated by demand (dynamically) and all my memories were just implanted to fool me into thinking it’s all real.

I realize I probably sound like a real nutter by now, but when these feelings come up they’re fleeting and temporary so I don’t know what to think.

mysoulishome,
@mysoulishome@lemmy.world avatar

Not sure why you’re being downvoted. The thread asked for conspiracy theories…why come in and downvote peoples thoughts

jesterraiin,

Because you can leave Reddit, but it doesn’t mean that Reddit has left you… 😜

And while I appreciate the sympathies, worry not. I didn’t give a damn about votes there, I certainly won’t develop the interest for them here.

sadreality,

Because reality hurts normies, they still believe their votes count, there are rich benevolent daddies taking care of them and they merely a temporarily impoverished millionares

K3zi4,

Votes do count, of course they do. (Depending on the country), but the problem is the industrialised propaganda machine consistently convincing people to vote against their own interests time and time again in order to protect the wealth, status, and motivations of the richest in society around the world.

They drum up news stories on culture war bullshit and pick scapegoats to direct anger towards. Immigration, LGBTQ+, Race, currently Trans people appear to be the popular target. They do this so we continue to direct anger at each other and not the people in charge.

If you can convince someone the reason they didn’t get a payrise, or are struggling during an economic crisis, is because of someone else, then nobody is going to be aiming at the few who are hoarding all of the wealth and building their own mini-empires.

Trickle down economics is the best lie ever told.

sbv,

The world isn’t real, or we’re in some sort of low grade hell?

If we’re going all in, I’d lean towards the low-grade hell hypothesis.

jesterraiin,

I’m more about “we’re living in a make-pretend kind of illusoric construct, that is fragile and completely fake”. All this, the law, society, traditions, possibly our history and more, it’s all so manipulated that even the curators of this illusion no longer can tell how things are and were.

johnlawrenceaspden,

Seed oilz baaaad!

dan1101,

I believe the military is covering up something about UAPs. I doubt it’s aliens but they know or should know more than they admit.

echoplex21,

Absolutely agreed here but I wouldn’t even consider that conspiracy, I think documents showing UAPs even admitted that. It being extraterrestrial would be the true WTF moment.

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

It's always just US spy craft, foreign spy craft, foreign craft of unknown purpose, weather balloons, weird atmospheric shit. Also: instrumentation fucking up/data corrupting. When you combine the instrumentation with any of the former, it doubles it.

SubArcticTundra,

I think it’s bogus and they’re using it to distract from something else, just like they used the culture war

AtHeartEngineer,
@AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world avatar

100% it’s bogus. They aren’t using it as a distraction for any specific thing. They are using it because qanon and Jan 6th scared the shit out of the government and this is a way to keep conspiracy theorists busy.

skillissuer,
@skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

some of the OG UFOs were in fact prototype B2, alien technology is just catchier story than (boring for most people) new warplanes

Meowoem,

It’s the intersecting lasers making plasma thing they were working on, all the same physical properties and it’s probably what they were testing at that exercise where the tictac was filmed.

My guess is it half works but it impractical so they’re doing this poor cover up attempt to make China think it does work so they’ll invest r&d into it and waste resources, they used to do that to Russia all the time

Boozilla,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

Apologies for sort of weaseling out of a committed answer…but I do think the Dead Internet theory will be true at some point, and that we’re already on the way there. However, I don’t think it’s absolutely true right now.

brainfreeze,

Whoa, this is one I haven’t come across. What is it?

BURN,

Basically the internet is made of primarily bot accounts interacting with each other and the majority of content online is not people interacting with people.

It’s a gross oversimplification of the theory, but I’m of the same mind. We’re getting really close to it.

haych,
@haych@lemmy.one avatar

So… Reddit

echoplex21,

Is my Lemmy client busted or the parent comment is about Lee Harvey Oswald

BURN,

I see dead internet theory

Might be your app (or it could be mine)

echoplex21,

Yeah it looks good to me now. That was weird (bots are out to get me lol)

magnor,
@magnor@lemmy.magnor.ovh avatar

The true conspiracy is always in the comments, friend.

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Small specialized cases of this have already been happening for nigh-on decades at this point (yes, the internet really is that old).

This article from 2014 describes the process of automated arbitrage in some detail, which was already happening back then:

www.dansdata.com/gz146.htm

In summary, some web retailer somewhere runs a bot to buy an item from someone else, mark it up, and resell it. When poorly managed, a bot run by one vendor winds up trying to pull stock from a bot from other vendor doing the same thing, and then that vendor tries to the pull-and-markup scheme on the first vendor. The net result is both bots getting into an infinite circular markup loop trying to buy the same item (which doesn’t exist) from each other at an increasingly insane price. This only continues because no living person actually notices.

McNasty,

All your online interactions are with bots.

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

foggenbooty,

Why do you keep saying that?

ZetaLightning94,

Idiocracy reference

sadreality,

We half way there lol

foggenbooty,

I know, that the next part of the quote.

McNasty,

I love that someone explained unironically.

foggenbooty,
agressivelyPassive,

We’re definitely at the “self-digesting” phase of the internet. Content is regurgitated again and again based on what’s already there. Currently it’s only AI-assisted, mostly, but we’re on the way to autogenerated bullshit.

Nemo,

Ironically, this post is itself a repost.

TwilightVulpine,

Repost are not an indication of the Dead Internet as long as human beings do it. Regular people don’t expect each topic to only be brought up a single time ever. They want to add their opinion too.

Nemo,

I was responding to a comment about regurgitated content, though.

whileloop,
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

With the number of accounts being used to spread disinfo online, I’d say we’re watching it become true as we speak.

TwilightVulpine,

Google already seems more full of AI generated blogspam than ever

whileloop,
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

You may have also seen the article shared here on Lemmy earlier that mentioned someone was publishing ai-written novels and impersonating real authors to get sales. The dead internet is spreading offline!

MonkRome,

Does this theory even need to be true for the impact to have a similar result? The algorithms are doing all the heavy lifting whether the content is human or AI. We already are incredibly manipulated by the information we are fed by algorithms, whether they are human or bot.

Boozilla,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

You make a good point. I think the difference would be the measurement of real human engagement / interaction with the web. While both are very bleak, there’s a difference between humans consuming (and responding to) a bunch of bad bot-and-algorithm-generated content and bots just talking to each other while the humans are out of the equation entirely (watching passively, being completely lost in the noise, etc). I assume you and I are both human, for example. I know I’m splitting hairs here, but I guess you could say it’s the difference between a terminally ill patient and a dead one.

Anti_Weeb_Penguin,
@Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world avatar

The US, UK, Israel, China and Russia infiltrating my country.

leraje,
@leraje@lemmy.world avatar

I think between those 5, there’s not a country on the planet that hasn’t been infiltrated.

whileloop,
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

All at the same time? What country are you from?

Anti_Weeb_Penguin, (edited )
@Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world avatar

The south american country with huge territorial claims

whileloop,
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

Brazil?

Anti_Weeb_Penguin,
@Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world avatar

Brazil doesn’t have territorial claims

whileloop,
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

So we’re only considering claims to land that is not possessed by the country. In that case I’d guess Argentina because Falklands.

Chuymatt,

That doesn’t narrow it down…

Perfide,

Can you be any more specific? That narrows it down to “Not North Sentinel Island, probably”

Anti_Weeb_Penguin,
@Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world avatar
Gork,

What if one of those countries secretly visited North Sentinel Island with some guys in Crysis-like stealth exoskeletons to gather information? Anthropologists who are trained like a SEAL Team.

Perfide,

Hence “probably”. I haven’t completely ruled it out, although nominally speaking the island is Indias territory so they probably wouldn’t be very happy. Which doesn’t mean very much, admittedly.

Jackthelad,

I don’t believe Lee Harvey Oswald managed to plan the Kennedy assassination all by himself.

flipht,

Two great books that touch on this: Dr Mary's monkey and Mary's mosaic.

Two different people named Mary, but both go deep down the JFK rabbit hole.

mysoulishome,
@mysoulishome@lemmy.world avatar

It’s really odd to me that after all these years we don’t have any solid proof. It seems so bizarre and unlikely that he did it by himself but also equally bizarre and unlikely that it happened and there is no proof

Alto,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

The way I see it, if it was a conspiracy it was done in just about the dumbest way possible.

Moving target and you don't make sure there was someone to concretely place Oswald on the floor at the time of the shooting?

If it's the CIA/FBI/any of the 3 letter agencies, there were so many better opportunities when JFK was standing still on a stage

nyar,

Please keep in mind:

The CIA and FBI are not, and have never been, good at their jobs. They do dumb and reckless shit constantly, both in the past and today.

Alto,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

Trust me I'm well aware that a large portion of their power comes from the doublethink of "they're incompetent fools" and "their power is limitless and they're all knowing".

Doesn't change the fact that even a bumbling idiot knows its easier to shoot a guy that's standing still than one moving in a car

NoIWontPickaName,

For examples please see Fidel Castro

jerrimu,

It was mafia.

Today, (edited )

I met a guy who was there, Sam Pate. He was a radio reporter covering the event. He said the storm drains were larger then and the killer went down, took the tunnels, and was on a plane from Love to Chicago by the time Kennedy was pronounced dead at parkland.

Meowoem,

Over thirty people making videos it taking pictures in the plaza, every story and statement poured over time and time again in intricate detail… And we’re still no where near a consensus opinion on what happened.

some_guy,

I think Oswald acted alone and got two shots with one making contact and the other hitting the curb. The kill shot was from a Secret Service agent who fell forward in a moving vehicle.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Error

shadearg,
@shadearg@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, the AR-15 got JFK too? Sheeit. /s

30mag,

Why? It wasn’t much of a plan.

bizzle,
@bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

Feds could have stopped 9/11, but chose not to.

sadreality,

After blm and j6, I am assuming feds did it.

No big ticket item crime in US gets done with out them playing at least some role.

Blamemeta,

Hell they don’t even need to do much. A few internet comments, and bada bing bada boom, you got a headline.

halvar,

As far as I understand they could have stopped it but it would have required them swallowing their pride and sharing their data and cooperating with “rival” agencies.

Viper_NZ,

The Looming Tower is a fantastic mini series which covers the inter agency bullshit that allowed it to happen

Chuymatt,

Yah, not really conspiracy, but BS that allowed bad things.

m_f,
bizzle,
@bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

Lmfao seems reasonable, hopefully he’ll be held accountable

Nonameuser678,
@Nonameuser678@aussie.zone avatar

The real truth of 9/11 is far darker than the idea that it was an inside job. It being an inside job implies that the Bush administration was competent.

bizzle,
@bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, Bush and Saudi families have been friends for generations. Doesn’t seem too far fetched for them to work together.

Jimmycakes,

They had all the information on 911 but all in different agencies and different people who didn’t connect the dots.

peyotecosmico,

A small part of me (not fully) thinks that COVID was a biological weapon that got out of hand from some pseudo dictator, there’s too many of them and they aren’t that bright/care to measure the consequences.

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

Came from a lab? Possible. But it doesn't really have the hallmarks of a bioweapon. It spreads way too rapidly. There's no functional antidote/vaccine/treatment. There's no preventives. It mutates waaaay too quickly. All things that remove control from the users. If you're going to bio-bomb a population, you definitely don't want major blowback.

whileloop,
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

I’d believe COVID was a bioweapon if the main suspect wasn’t also the country that was hurt most by COVID.

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

And also, if COVID was a bio “weapon” its efficacy was really crap considering that the majority of people still survived it, even without medical assistance.

jantin,

Heh. Survived but at what cost? 10% infected are temporarily disabled, 2% permanently. Unless you design it for battlefield, quick death is not a priority. In the era of directed refugee streams used as bargaining card at best, weapons at worst it’s not hard to figure out, that disabling/incapacitating a part of population is a better long-term strat than going for decimation: you burden the social services and diminish the workforc. For the record: I DO NOT believe COVID was a weapon and I DO NOT believe it leaked from a bioweapon lab.

mlg,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

I actually read a pretty funny theory that claimed it was a bioweapon designed to function like a naturally occurring disease.

The basis of the argument was that it was used to rapidly disrupt the global market which would cause many large international corporations’ stock value to drop, allowing China to buy out ownership of direct competitors or expand control for cheap.

In that sense, it would have been a perfect bioweapon because it absolves China of having manufactured it in a lab, and its rapid spread but low mortality did have the disruption effect that China wanted.

tbh though I’m still convinced it was just SARS’s cousin that probably mutated in a bat lol

MonkRome,

China didn’t really benefit from Covid, so one would think that if that was their plan, they would have planned better.

SubArcticTundra,

Sounds feasible. What was the purpose of the wuhan lab again? It could clearly be a facade for bio weapon research

skillissuer,
@skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

chemical and biological weapons aren’t useful for modern military and this is the reason these were banned, not any ethical constraints acoup.blog/…/collections-why-dont-we-use-chemical…

potterpockets,

MLK was killed by the US Government/with Government warning and approval not because of his policies on race, but because his message was getting (though somewhat always had been) socialist/anti-capitalist, and between the historic fear of slave revolts, the new fear of communist revolutions, and the monied business interests not wanting to cede any power they ended MLK to prevent potential calls for a social revolution.

flipht,

It's insane how many left leaning leaders were assassinated. And it isn't a coincidence that it was during the red scare. What we KNOW about McCarthyism is crazy enough, now think of all the stuff they wouldn't say out loud to fight the "red menace."

Alto,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

J Edgar Hoover wanted to round up all the "leftists" and put them in camps.

I put quotes around leftist because simply not hating black people was enough to get you on that list.

potterpockets,

Fun new things keep coming out.

agitatedpotato,

In both the BLM movement and OWS, leaders and organizers were still meeting untimely deaths and I don’t think the clandestine agencies of government have changed enough, (or at all), to rule them out.

Rilichu,

People are so unaware how common politically motivated murder was in the late 19th/early 20th century in the US. Our country is rittled with shallow graves belonging to labor and civil rights activists. Wikipedia for example has a list documenting anti-labor murders totaling just over 1100 that we know of. Much of that violence was especially targeted towards black labor organizers.

sadreality,

Also tupac and biggie got removed becuase they spoke about things elites didnt like to be replaced by the prosperity rap clowns to worship them and their money to the plebs.

feedum_sneedson,

sardines are actually a cheap, nutritious and filling dinner

Alto,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

That ones not really a conspiracy. We know the FBI did it.

People just don't care, which is the most fucked up part

Mongostein,

People care, but what are you going to do? Until the majority is ready to violently overthrow corrupt institutions you’re stuck with it. Now getting the majority to agree on which ones are corrupt… hoo boy. Good luck, America.

Domriso,

That doesn't make it not a conspiracy, it makes it not a conspiracy theory. Instead, it is a factual conspiracy that is just not well known.

HughJanus,

Do you really think making a martyr out of MLK is a strategy the US gov wouldn’t have anticipated had they murdered him/let him be murdered?

Dude would not be what he is today had he not been murdered.

Domriso,

But as a martyr the government can paint him as being only about racism, not about economics.

potterpockets,

Also he was assassinated 4 years after the passage of the Civil Rights Act, so to say he wouldnt remembered without being killed is a gross exaggeration. It may have boosted his legacy, but there is not doubt he would still be an important figure in American history.

Nonameuser678,
@Nonameuser678@aussie.zone avatar

Have you ever listened to MLK speak or read anything he’s written? Dude would absolutely be what he is today if he had not been murdered.

HughJanus,

Have you ever listened to MLK speak or read anything he’s written?

No I was raised in Antarctica.

Dude would absolutely be what he is today if he had not been murdered.

Not a chance. There is no shortage of motivational speakers in this world.

UnD3Rgr0uNDCL0wN,

He would have eventually run for President. Malcolm X couldnt, but King could. King had lots of white people starting to side with him.

hltdev,

2012 is the end of the world

FatTony,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

I certainly haven’t felt alive since.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Now that you mention it, it went pretty downhill from then. Is this the underworld?

ocean,

So this is dark, but… my brother died in 2012 and nothing has felt the same since so… slightly different reasoning but I’ve been saying this for years.

charlytune,
@charlytune@mander.xyz avatar

My partner died in 2013 and I feel like the world has gone tits up ever since, in a way he wouldn’t believe. Like if it somehow turned out he’d been in a coma all this time and woke up and I had to catch him up on the last 10 years he’d tell me to fuck off out of here with this bullshit.

chicken,
@chicken@lemmy.world avatar

i have actually heard a theory that it did end in 2012 but that the infinite life parallel universe thing (forgot what its called but when you just go to a new universe when you die in the current one) was/is true

Tolstoshev,

A cabal runs the world. Every market becomes a monopoly or a cartel in the absence of regulatory forces. There’s no world police, therefore the Rothschilds, Carnegies, Mellons, etc. would have coordinated to divvy up territory and install puppet rulers. They’re not going to waste resources competing when they can cooperate. They stay out of the public eye so they don’t get targeted and don’t have to suffer the burdens of being famous.

Susaga,

The issue with this type of conspiracy is that it seems a little too optimistic. If there was a secret organisation with the power and cunning to control the entire world in secret, then you’d expect they’d do a better job of running the place. Right now, the economy is in shambles, there’s wars just about everywhere, and the planet is on fire. I doubt anyone who can put the world in a condition this bad could keep a secret from literally everyone.

czech,
@czech@kbin.social avatar

When the economy is in shambles they buy-up assets at a steep discount. Wars are big money-makers too. It looks like things are going great for them.

Susaga,

I’m not denying there are rich assholes who profit from disasters, but there’s no master plan. There’s no group with total control over the world. The vultures are pecking at the same carcass, but they definitely didn’t kill the beast. If they were strong enough to kill it, then why are they fighting each other over the scraps?

The conspiracy is a pipe-dream that there’s someone in control of a world constantly thrown into chaos. It’s a belief that the pilot is in control of the plane and this turbulence is just them having a bit of fun, even as the engines catch on fire. I’d love to be idealistic enough to believe this could be true, but I can feel the heat coming off of the engines and I can hear the pilot yelling at his co-pilot about who gets to fly.

czech, (edited )
@czech@kbin.social avatar

That may be, I'm just dismissing that "assets are cheap" is evidence that there is no cabal. I'm not sure who is fighting over the scraps- Rothschilds and Carnegies? I haven't heard of that.

I don't know about "pipe-dream". There are organizations we're aware of that literally control economic conditions of the world such as the Federal Reserve. Do you remember voting for anyone on the Fed board? They are appointed by presidents. We vote for a president in America- but we can decide between the rep-party backed candidate or the dem-party backed candidate. If you can't convince one party to support you there is literally 0 chance to win in a "first-past-the-post" electoral system. I see a system of "checks and balances" but not one that benefits us.

I think that your scenario is more likely (which to me, is that what we're seeing is just the outcome of deregulated capitalism) but I wouldn't fall out of my chair to find that strings are being intentionally pulled by the people who control the world to benefit themselves.

Tolstoshev,

They’re living high on the hog and don’t care how the sheep are doing. In fact it’s better for them if the sheep are in disarray so they don’t have the energy to revolt. And as another commenter said, constant war and economic turmoil is good for them because they can buy up assets and war profiteer to stay in control of the lions share of the wealth. They could totally run the world so it’s a better place for everyone but then they wouldn’t get to stay in power and live on mega yachts. Or in their private bunkers if it comes to that.

Today,

The pentaverate. Don’t forget the Colonel.

Meowoem,

Rothschilds are actually a fascinating family, almost none of the accusations thrown at them are born out in real history and a huge part of the stories are opposites - Alex Jones was yelling about them doing all the intentional slave trade, actually they lent the money to the British government to end it when all the other bankers refuse because they were outspoken campaigners against slavery.

Of course he’s an idiot even for right wing conspiracy theorists but the more reasonable anti Rothschild taking points all stem from the same pedigree, it’s like a snowball that’s kept rolling. I’m sure they’ve got plenty of corruption in their past and present but the idea of them as this super powerful evil elite just doesn’t really hold water.

Oh and I agree with your concept but rich people are too greedy to cooperate, they work together to fuck us over but they’d fuck each other over in a heartbeat

Tolstoshev,

That’s interesting and good to know. Is there a good biography or show you’d recommend to read up on them?

I get your point about selfishness, but we still got the 5 Families mafia, and the cartels in Mexico. And the robber barons had to be taken down by the Sherman anti-trust act. Are the super rich above them somehow at a different level of selfishness? It may be true, that you have to be a sociopath at a higher level to be at the true top of the totem pole, that’s an interesting question. Unfortunately not something that’s easy to research for obvious reasons.

Meowoem,

Yeah it’s a sorting problem, in capitalism every decision where it’s morality Vs profits the worst person gains more power. Take Microsoft as an example, they used immoral business practices because they were obsessed with creating monopolies while many of the company’s they famously destroyed were run by people who were tech obsessives and cared about making a better world.

I absolutely agree the super rich are conspiring to fuck over regular people, I also think being super rich is horrible for your mental health. Elon as a great example, so many of them end up lonely and isolated but also in the spotlight so they feel they have something to prove and the only thing they have is money so they use the to try and get the respect they’re desperate for - I think that’s why a lot of them turn heavily towards people that do worship their money.

whileloop, (edited )
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

Epstein didn’t kill himself.

9/11 wasn’t an inside job, but the American government did cover up their failures to prevent it.

I’ve heard some speculate that Al Qaeda had placed explosives or fuels inside the buildings in advance, suggesting that they had access to them days or weeks in advance. If true, I can absolutely see a campaign to cover up their failure to prevent it.

sadreality,

Epstein not killing himself is not a conspiracy theory unless you are elite pedobear who did it lol

sirboozebum,

I don’t think a sexual predator avoiding being held accountable for his crimes is that far fetched

Domille,

except that the guards conveniently both fell asleep, and the camera malfunctioned all at the same time.

sirboozebum,

Sadly, general incompetence and buffoonery is far more widespread than you think.

conciselyverbose,

Half the conspiracies about 9/11 are from people not having the basic understanding that they collapsed the building after the fact as a desperately needed safety precaution.

Like no shit they used demolitions tools capable of taking down steel. You can't leave it to fall on its own whenever that happens to be.

SgtAStrawberry,

Especially not on lower Manhattan. I could maybe see a reason to let them fall down on their own, if they had been in the middle of a gigantic empty field, but never inside a city, fall the wrong way there and they can bring a couple of blocks down with them.

Redditgee,

Are you talking about 7? Don’t remember if that was the building number, but the one that wasn’t hit? I assume you don’t mean the twin towers.

conciselyverbose,

All the "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" nonsense like the fact that demolitions grade high-powered explosives being used is some conspiracy instead of the obviously necessary act to take when a skyscraper is damaged and no longer structurally sound.

SubArcticTundra,

I know this is kinda vain, but wouldn’t it be unconstitutional for the government to orchestrate things that killed its own people? It wouldn’t be the only time because I know the pentagon(?) was considering staging domestic terror attacks on US cities to justify invading Cuba (I can link the Johnny Harris video)

lemmefixdat4u,

Just because it’s unconstitutional doesn’t stop the government from doing whatever it wants to its citizens if someone thinks they can justify/get away with it. Government entities have a long history of doing what they want regardless of what the Constitution says. Sherman’s March to the Sea, the interment of Japanese Americans, nuclear weapons testing in the Pacific Ocean, the Tuskegee Experiment, the MOVE bombing in Philadelphia, etc… The Constitution is just pieces of paper. Its power comes from those willing - and able - to enforce it.

boredtortoise,

Epstein isn’t even dead

Gork,

Interesting theory. In order for this to work he’d need to mastermind the operation to fake his death. He would have to, at a minimum:

Obtain a suitable body and some kind of face mask based on his likeness.

Convince the two guards to malfunction the camera, move the newly acquired body into the cell and stage a suicide, then fall asleep.

Find a way to escape the prison, obtaining a suitable disguise to aid in the escape.

Grease the palms of the medical examiner to look the other way when the body is examined post-mortem. May also need to bribe other officials as well.

Obtain means to escape the country (probably the easiest part of this entire operation).

If he can’t go back to his Island, purchase another one. Perhaps get cosmetic surgery so he doesn’t obviously look like Epstein.

Keep a low profile for essentially the rest of his life.

boredtortoise, (edited )

Yeah. He has his blackmail and beneficieries so there’s a ton of powerful people to make that happen

Also there was the “wrong ears on the corpse!” situation.

I like theories which are plausible yet also stupid.

MonsiuerPatEBrown, (edited )

a next level civilization moved here and lives in the ocean doing their thang. and we have to use super fancy machines to even notice them.

Galtiel,

Why do you believe that?

mr47,

And the oceans are too cold for them, so they are pushing us towards global warming, right?

DragonAce,

Someone recently watched The Abyss

backgroundcow,

The industrial revolution is an illusion created by 14:th century wizards.

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

…Interesting.

Would you mind elaborating? I approach in good faith :)

backgroundcow,

No technology actually works, it is all a magical illusion. You may think a steam engine works with heated water and pressure; a computer with circuits and electrons; etc.; well, that is all gobbledygook, and what actually makes any of these things do things that occasionally seem useful is nothing but powerful illusion magic. If the assembly of mages decide to dispell the illusion, we’ll be back in the middle ages. For one thing, it seems they never really got the illusion to work quite right for printers.

Blamemeta, (edited )

I can’t prove it, but all this road contruction is a front, a con for money laundering.

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, it almost is.

The major construction operations know by now how to game the system and how to milk the state for as much money as possible to complete a project after intentionally underbidding it. The play is not money laundering, per se, since the money all comes from public funds. The con is rather to drag feet and rack up as many man-hours and the biggest most padded materials invoice possible to get paid more so the management can pocket the difference.

There was a scandal in my state where a big construction company did this blatantly enough that even the uninformed public noticed, and after the inevitable lawsuit a judge finally had to step in and smack them with a per-day fine until they completed the work. This was because it was discovered that they were intentionally delaying in order to run out of their originally allotted budget so the could come crying back to the state for more, under the assumption that since the job was half finished the state would be forced to capitulate. Turned out, it didn’t work out that way this time.

I think this is less a case of a cabal in the back of some dark and smoke filled room, but more of capitalism mutating to its inevitable conclusion when the same players have had their same hand in the same cookie jar placed there by the same system for decades on end, with no functional oversight.

hactar42,

For proof of this just look at the Alaskan Highway. During World War 2 the Army built a 1,700 mile long highway from British Columbia to Alaska. There was zero infrastructure or existing routes along the way. Also they had to deal with mountains, permafrost, and all sorts of stuff using 1940s technology. Construction started in March 1942 and was completed in October of the same year. Or 7 months.

For comparison here in DFW they built an overpass between Hwy 820 and I-35W. No actual new roads, just a new overpass. It took them 7 fucking years.

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