davidgro,

Vasectomy.

By far the best purchase I have ever made for myself. Seriously.

intensely_human,

A $5 stick-on hook. (Command brand)

It’s a place to hang my pants at night, so they’re not on the floor. Makes my whole routine better.

IamRoot,

Please provide details.

meiko60,
@meiko60@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Bitwarden for $10

Habahnow,

What did the purchase give you that you felt was worth it?

dublet,

As another person who paid for BitWarden, it’s the Yubikey support for me.

lambda,
@lambda@programming.dev avatar

Yubikey support, 2fa support, and I wanted to donate anyways because it’s a great password manager and I love FOSS. However, the server software isn’t FOSS but you can self-host vault-warden for complete control and I would bet those same features.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I paid $120 for a year of PS+ Premium in January.

If I add the cost of every game I played for 4+ hours I got off that service, it would total over $1000. Even more if I include shit I installed, played for 10 minutes and didn’t like.

Even with the recent price changes going up by a whopping $60 for the tier I am at, that’s still worth it; assuming they continue to add new shit at the same rate.

With how often I see people bemoaning subscription services, there are still some that are very worth the cost if you’re actually utilizing the service often.

Hadriscus,

Probably Rocket League. Bought it for 20 bucks in '15 and I have about 1500hrs of total playtime.

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

The paid version of Sync for Reddit. I paid $1 and used it for 13 years.

shapis,
@shapis@lemmy.ml avatar

Same. I’m sad I got a bit out priced on the Lemmy version but at least liftoff is great too.

w2tpmf,

Same for RiF

Nath,
@Nath@aussie.zone avatar

Ya, he’s learned his lesson. Sync for Lemmy is 🇦🇺$25.

I’ll probably still pay it, he is asking about tools for mods and that’s the killer feature I need.

Weirdfish,

My playstation 4, I’ve had it who knows how many years. Not only do I have countless hours of gaming, but it’s also my primary media device.

Have an original N64 from like 98, no idea how many hours of enjoyment I’ve gotten out of that.

Ceramic skateboard bearings I bought in 2001, as well as a pair of grind king trucks from maybe 97 that I still ride.

eran_morad,

College. For me, anyway.

foggy,

Phones are expensive but…

I mean I think my screen time is at like 5-6 hours a day. I can do almost all the things with it.

It is fragile tho. Probably won’t last more than a few years.

…still, landslide victory in the cost/utility category, despite the high cost.

I bought a $700 acoustic guitar when I was 17. That thing is now old enough to buy porn.

MajorHavoc,

A very long time a ago I shelled out some cash monthly for a cut rate web hosted Linux virtual machine.

I learned all kinds of crazy valuable stuff on that thing.

maxprime,

Is there anything valuable you can do with a linode vps that you can’t do with a Linux vm and a good router?

MajorHavoc,

Sort of. I paid for Linode so I could stop babysitting dynamic DNS. Before that I had a piece of hardware sitting at home and did weird stuff to make it routable from elsewhere.

The surprise benefit of Linode was their web interface to tear it down and reimage it for free whenever I bricked it. And I bricked it at least half a dozen times.

Today, instead of dynamic DNS, you could probably just use IPv6, or maybe get a nice router with built in dynamic DNS? But I haven’t researched those options.

Because I now pay around $2 per month for a root account on a small dedicated cloud hosted Linux VM from AWS EC2, and that includes some pretty nice non-dymamic real enterprise DNS for like another 10 cents per month.

ShittyBeatlesFCPres,

I bought a Global brand Santoku knife like 20 years ago and it’s still my favorite knife. It was when I got my first solo apartment and I had basically no kitchen stuff. Instead of a cheap knife block, I got one good knife.

I hate calling “purchases” “investments” but it might apply in this case.

cave_sword_vendor,

Was going to comment about a knife as well but you beat me to it. Though I went with Wusthof. The difference a good knife makes a huge difference for cooking.

The same applies to cookware. Don’t overpay buying a whole set is a waste. Buy the couple pots and pans you need individually and save.

SharkEatingBreakfast,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

I adopted a defective lizard from a breeder for a 20$ fee. This particular defect often results in culling the animal, as it is often too expensive and time-consuming to care for. Because of this, not much is known about its care.

I now am one of the most prominent “experts” on caring for this particular subset of creature. Though no one but the most experienced keepers should own one, I am still happy to give information to folks who may have to care for one, either from rescue or purchasing one before knowing exactly what they’re getting into.

Aside from being able to give advice on keeping these creatures alive, that’s not all the value: the real value is my stupid lizard. I got him literally just a couple of weeks before the pandemic & lockdowns started. He’s an absolute angel who has brought me so much joy in my darkest times. He’s sweet, gentle, goofy, and is a wonderful companion animal. He now has complete freedom in the front of my home (when he’s not in his vivarium) with his own heatlamp, ramp, and a view of the road where he love watching all the cars go by.

I love my stupid lizard. ❤️

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/25fbf655-021c-4e3d-9845-75de41413efb.jpeg

Hadriscus,

In what way is he defective ? because he’s yellow ? Beautiful creature regardless

SharkEatingBreakfast,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

They’re supposed to have scales and spikes and look like this.

My boy nekkid.

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/e30cae0b-39df-417e-b55a-556cae032525.jpeg

PrincessLeiasCat,

omg no he’s perfect just how he is! He’s adorable. I love him…what a wonderful story!

SharkEatingBreakfast,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

He’s definitely the opposite of perfect, but he’s perfect to me.

Thank you!

thefartographer,

I love your sweet boy, what’s his name? I had a buddy with a bearded dragon named Mothra and I loved that little dude. RIP Mothra, you were taken way too soon.

SharkEatingBreakfast,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Thank you! His name is Pączki. Pronounced like “Pawnch-key” or the more common American pronunciation “Poonch-key” is also cool. He doesn’t mind, either way. Americans will recognize it as “the donuts they sell before Fat Tuesday/Lent/Mardi Gras.”

I’m sorry to hear about Mothra. Loss is never easy. Bearded dragons are such wonderful creatures. Definitely not for everyone, but, personally, they’ve made my life so much more vibrant with just how sweet and goofy they are.

I used to think that people who owned reptiles were crazy (they still might be, but for different reasons lol), but when a bearded dragon was suddenly thrust upon me one day… it took a while, but I came to absolutely adore them.

I love my dumb, goofy boy.

snausagesinablanket,
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar

Punch key

SharkEatingBreakfast,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar
Snorf,

Did you have to figure out how to care for him on your own or did you have help? What special treatment does he require since he doesn’t have scales?

SharkEatingBreakfast,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

TL;DR at the bottom. But do note that you SHOULD NOT set out to own a scaleless bearded dragon!! Aside from their crazy difficult care, they are often NOT produced ethically, resulting in sick dragons that often suffer and meet an early end.

I used to foster dragons, so I already knew tons about their ideal care & conditions. However, when looking up care for this particular defect (they’re referred to as “silkbacks”), a ton of it was/is just people parroting information they’d only heard thirdhand, as there is barely anyone who actually owns one/has one that isn’t a rescue of questionable origin. Because of that, tons of myths and misinformation are online now about silkback care. I essentially had to start from scratch on care and use trial-and-error to figure out what was true or not. It’s not malicious misinformation, though! It’s just ignorance.

Let me be clear: the reason barely anyone owns one is not because they’re rare! They’re actually very easy to produce. It’s just that most ethical breeders do not sell them to the general public, for a very good reason. It’d be like someone selling one-legged puppies and advertising them as “rare.” My breeder genuinely produced Pączki by accident (genetics are crazy), and separated the pair afterwards. They only offered him up to me after I brought up my credentials/experience while attempting to purchase a different dragon from them (who was sold before I could get them, unfortunately).

Owning one of these is bearded dragon ownership cranked up to “Nightmare Mode”. The dragon can grow up fine, but it takes a ton of time, energy, money, and dedication to do so. I’m an idiot who decided that I had all of that, plus a curiosity to see the difference between the silkback vs. normal dragon care in case I decided to foster again and found myself in possession of a rescue.

Here’s an abridged list of extra care requirements: no rough surfaces or sharp edges in their habitat, no bugs that risk bites (so no crickets, which are a common staple), slightly reduced/farther placed UVB due to higher eye sensitivity since they are prone to blindness/eye issues, same heat requirements, weekly/biweekly baths IN CONJUNCTION WITH: specialized lotion, aloe, massages, shed “help”, etc.

They will injure themselves, no matter how safe you make their environment. The injury may also stem from you, as I’ve even accidentally gouged him with my fingernail before. They’re not extra-fragile or anything, but they do require careful handling. It’s basically like human skin… but much slower to heal and much more prone to infections because of that– it’s a trait of cold-blooded animals.

TL;DR: I basically had to figure out care myself, due to widespread misinformation from folks who have only heard thirdhand.

Their care requirements is a lot of buying extra things and constantly paying attention to prevent & treat any injuries that may occur because of their skin.

There’s a lot more, but those are the basics. Hopefully that helps!

Again, DON’T GO SEARCHING TO GET YOURSELF A SCALELESS BEARDED DRAGON!!! If you want a less prickly dragon, look for a “leatherback” bearded dragon! Their care is the same as a standard dragon and they still have all their scales.

Snorf,

That is really cool you were able to do that!!

SharkEatingBreakfast,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Thanks! I’m just a sucker, tbh. He was on the cusp of being culled if he wasn’t taken by someone, and, even though he wasn’t what I was looking for, I was in the market for a dragon, so…

But I’m glad I did. He’s my best buddy, and we’ve helped to inform more people about dragons and their care. I’m happiest when I’m able to help people.

balderdash9,

When I was doing research on getting a reptile pet I thought about getting a bearded dragon. But they really need a set temperature, in a big enclosure, and eat bugs. I got a ball python instead.

SharkEatingBreakfast,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

I’m happy to hear you did you research and got yourself something you feel you were more capable of handling!

If you ever feel like showing off your noodle-boy, definitely post them up here or in a reptile/herp community. I’d love to see them!

infinitevalence,
@infinitevalence@discuss.online avatar

My toaster oven. By far it is the one small appliance that sees use nearly everyday for something.

Sometimes I’m reheating pizza, toasting a bagel, using it as a small oven when I don’t feel like waiting for my big oven to preheat. It’s so versatile I don’t know if I could live without it.

foggy,

And to the dudes in their 20s who missed the George Foreman Grill marketing from the 90, go get a foreman grill. I made so many drunk burgers and hotdogs and sausages on that bad boy. Still have it somewhere. Paninis too!

SuzyQ,

If you can afford it, I highly recommend the ninja foodie grill. Easier to clean than a George Foreman grill and it’s an electric grill plus air fryer. We have the XL model so it is definitely bigger than the Foreman, but it gets used so much more. Huge plus, for me, is the built in meat thermometer probe. Choose the meat and the wellness, stick in the probe, and it’ll cook it to that temp for you. No more guessing for me!

(Take my suggestion/recommendation with a grain of salt because I am used to cooking for a crowd and don’t know how to make smaller amounts anymore.)

Albbi,

You should check out air fryers then. They’re basically toaster ovens with a fan for blowing the hot air around. Amazing for making things nice and crispy!

infinitevalence,
@infinitevalence@discuss.online avatar

I have one, but I dont use it enough.

Mamertine,

I went back to college at 30. That set me up for a career I actually enjoyed and a wage that was double the dead end job I had at the time.

space,

Something I wish my employer realized is how much value they would get out of providing their developers with good hardware instead of crappy laptops. When it takes 15 minutes to change a line, compile and run the software I’m working on, I’m not going to be very productive.

For context, I work on 2 separate projects that need separate development environments (because they have some conflicting dependencies). One of them has to be in a VM, which significantly affects performance. The laptop was high end 3 years ago, but now it’s beaten even by an Intel i3. It also doesn’t help that the compamy has installed 2 anti-virus software that take up like 30-40% cpu while I am running builds.

Another crappy thing they did was move the infrastructure to AWS… And it costs a ton, performance is shit, and copying files from the build servers is a nightmare… we have to remote into some “copy machine” on AWS, copy the files from the build server to the “copy machine” via samba, upload the files to some internal tool (that’s like OneDrive but worse in every way), and the tool will sync it to our machine. Oh, and the copy machine has very limited storage, it’s win10 on a 40gb drive. It’s insane.

Linssiili,

That sounds horrible! How could a machine like that have been high-end in last 15 years? Unless it’s a chromebook. Seriously, is that a typo that it has a 40 gb drive? If not, I’m amazed it can even boot to windows.

I’m so glad my current company is not like this; Couple months ago my coworked started to have issues with running out of ram (16 gb), and noticed that there was an amazing deal on some thinkpads: P14s gen 2, 32 gb ram, 4K, Ryzen 5 pro: 970€ without vat. And now almost everyone in the company has a new laptop! Granted the company is small, 13 employees, making thanigs like this easier.

space,

I have a 9th gen i7. It sounds pretty good, until you look at the i3-13100F which is 30% faster. CPUs have had a huge jump in performance in the last few generations. The laptop is a Dell Precision 5540 from roughly ~2019-2020. I recently received an upgrade to 64GB of ram which helps a lot, but the main bottleneck is the CPU.

The company has a 5 year machine replacement policy… I have to use this slow piece of shit another 2 years until I can get it replaced.

Yes, 40gb is right. To be fair, we only use it for copying files. Cost cutting because AWS costs money.

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