rbesfe,

Your second idea has existed in a few different forms, I think Samsung was the last to try it but I can’t remember anything about the product

WhyAUsername_1,

Samsung Dex

intensely_human,

The best shit on the street, from a zaibatsu up in old korea

leaky_shower_thought,

homeostasis-r-us.

nano machines + hmi that balances all hormones/ chemicals in my body.

intensely_human,

Your current design has been debugged for over a billion years.

Those nanobots will have been debugged for one or two sprints.

chaorace,
@chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

A brain implant that I can store a short memo in. I have a very bad working memory so it would be incredible to somehow store lists/numbers longer than 4 items in my head without hacking it by whispering the list to myself over and over.

intensely_human,

You can expand your working memory.

MrVilliam,

A modern Steam Machine console/PC. I just got the Steam Deck and I love it, but it’s roughly PS4 power. I want a PS6 with the same or better SteamOS build that the Steam Deck has. I want simple modular upgradability. I want it to come with a controller that’s basically the Steam Deck without the screen, but with the comfort of a dualsense. I want to have a device that can replace both my PS5 and my laptop from 2015. I want the freedom and multitasking of PC with the standardization and comfort of console, updated to this decade.

techwithjake,

I mean, technically you could build it yourself and just use PS/X controllers. I know it’s a lot more work than just buying it premade but at least you could fulfill your own dream in the meantime.

https://store.steampowered.com/steamos/buildyourown

MrVilliam,

I’m very interested in doing that, actually! I’m not sure I could do it in a small enough form factor to be what I want without sacrificing power and risking overheating, but I could probably build something bigger that’s good to put down on the floor by the tv (no carpet).

dudinax,

Instachill, microwave oven for cooling.

Sickos,
@Sickos@hexbear.net avatar

Just a big “fuck you” to entropy. Yes please.

plumbus,
TheButtonJustSpins,

This costs a lot, doesn’t it?

plumbus,

3,5-5k€ depending on size and finish. My sister has a 45cm one in their kitchen.

howrar,

Over 6k USD for one of these. They’re not made for us plebs.

alcoholicorn,

They’ve got blast chillers, that are like air fryers/convection ovens, but cold.

lyth,

Give me a normal good smartphone with a 100mm OLED display that I can use with one thumb and I’ll never have another want in this world. The iPhone 4 was fine

SpaceNoodle,

Then just use an iPhone 4

lyth,

Very dated specs, no software compatibility, probably no carrier support, if you got it to connect to the internet it would be highly insecure from years of no updates. Tragically it’s very much not an option

SpaceNoodle,

Fine, get a Fire Phone

u202307011927,
@u202307011927@feddit.de avatar

Just carry your own landline with you at that point then

SpaceNoodle,

It’s newer than the iPhone 4.

Dyskolos,

But… Why? I could use one-handed-mode and use it with, well, one thumb. That’s the best of both worlds. Unless you just want a tiny phone.

lyth,

I’ve generally found the one-handed utilities on iOS and Android to be inconvenient and they don’t help me well enough with horizontal stretches

(yes I really want a tiny phone)

Nastybutler,

A lightsaber

shiveyarbles,

I want a transmogrifier

YexingTudou,

I have a spare box if you wanna diy project

shiveyarbles,

I’m going to need a black marker

YexingTudou,

This project is already going over budget, but I’ll look into securing marker funding

j4k3, (edited )
@j4k3@lemmy.world avatar
  • Open source motherboards
  • Open source modems for computers and phones
  • Open source cars
  • GrapheneOS phone with enough RAM to run a decent offline LLM
  • Offline AI privacy/network manager designed to white noise the stalkerware standards of the shitternet with a one click setup
  • Real AI hardware designed for tensor math using standard DIMM system memory with many slots and busses in parallel instead of bleeding edge monolithic GPU stuff targeting a broad market. The bottle neck in the CPU structure is the L2 to L1 cache bus width and transfer rate with massive tensor tables that all need to run at one time. System memory is great for its size but its size is only possible because of the memory controller that swaps out a relatively small chunk that is actually visible to the CPU. This is opposed to a GPU where there is no memory controller and the memory size is directly tied to the compute hardware. This is the key difference we need to replicate. We need is a bunch of small system memory sticks where the chunk normally visible to the CPU is all that is used and a bunch of these sticks on their own busses running to the compute hardware. Then older, super cheap system memory could be paired with ultra cheap trailing edge compute hardware to make cheaper AI that could run larger models, (at the cost of more power consumption). Currently larger than 24GBV GPUs are pretty much unobtainium, like an A6000 at 48GBV will set you back at least $4k. I want to run a 70B or greater. That would need ~140GBV to run super fast on dedicated optimised hardware. There is already an open source offline 180B model, and that would need ~360GBV for near instantaneous response. While super speeds with these large models is not needed for basic LLM prompting, it makes a big difference with agents where the model needs to do a bunch of stuff seamlessly while still appearing to work in realtime conversationally.
droans,

Real AI hardware designed for tensor math

Coral TPU

stoy,

The smartphone that I allways remember missing the most is the Nokia E7, it was such a cool phone.

The design is beautiful, the physical keyboard was amazing, sure Symbian wasn’t the fastest or the most modern OS, but with Anna and later Belle it worked well.

I remember sitting in the lobby of a hospital with my E7, I ran Putty Touch on it and was connected to my friend’s SSH server, and had connected to my irssi screen session, I had configured touch gestures to scroll in the IRC chat and to switch irssi windows based on if I swiped up/down or left/right, the physical qwerty keyboard made the phone look like a tiny laptop, and I felt like such a hacker.

I was working a job I hated, but on the way home I would watch movies on the phone, and it worked so well.

It was an awesome phone, and someone else thought so too and it was pickpocketed, a year after I got it.

A phone like that is what I want

MrFunnyMoustache,

I would like a flagship spec (especially RAM, give me all the RAM possible) phone with a small screen and a massive battery life; sacrificing other components to put a big battery. One small camera is enough for me, I don’t need 3 cameras on the back of my phone. I would also get a small, single speaker to save internal space, and remove the haptic system entirely in exchange for a larger battery.

I wouldn’t sacrifice the headphone jack though, I hate using dongles.

hai,
@hai@lemmy.ml avatar

I also wouldn’t sacrifice an SD card slot…

MrFunnyMoustache,

It’s been over a decade since I had a phone with an SD card slot, so I kinda forgot they exist, but you’re right, this is an extremely useful feature.

AphoticDev,
@AphoticDev@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

A device that allows me to kill any billionaire, world leader, or politician remotely, anywhere in the world, without them being able to stop me.

JokeDeity,

Since we’re just talking fantasy: a device that can scan my brain and tell me exactly what medications would help me and be able to issue my a prescription without having to talk to a million doctors.

rautapekoni,

I was thinking one of those sci-fi medical bays that rebuilds healthy bodies on a molecular level. Would like some of my amputated body parts back in addition to a cure to my ailments, thank you very much.

MJBrune,

Why not just a device that scans your brain and fixes it instead of requiring medication?

JokeDeity,

… Well if I had had that done I probably would have had the mental clarity to think of it to begin with. 😂

Trollivier,

Yes! Reminds me of this medical diagnostic device they’ve got on the Rocinante in the series The Expanse.

TheBananaKing,

Empathy cannon.

los_chill,

Is empathy the target or the projectile?

MrFunnyMoustache,

This is like Cupid’s arrow, but better.

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a great name for a post punk metal band.

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

nano dentist chews

you just choose a flavor and chew; it fixes everything after baby teeth

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